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Our new nanny is a lazy, dumba$$ slob.
She came with great references. So sweet and innocent during the interview and all. Said she wants to become a nurse and that she was able to get into a very impacted program in Napa. That's pretty impressive but I think it's a lie. I should have verified the story but her references, whom we called, just raved about her.
The girl can't do math. Not even math, arithmetic. We've caught her in a couple of lies and today, my Mom stopped in while I'm away on a business trip. Mom finds the girl eating popcorn in front of the TV, which she knows we don't even do ourselves. The place is a mess and there was a gallon size Ziploc bag on the rug next to where my 3 y/o little boy who has special needs was playing. I don't give a rat's a$$ how bad the economy is and that she may have to go on welfare. The girl's history. Wait til I get home tomorrow. Lazy, stupid, MTV watching, 31 y/o adolescent. |
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Dude, you walked right into it.
IS SHE HOT?
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We've had a couple doozies over the years. Including the nice German girl who quit with a voice mail message on Sunday night. We both had to work Monday. Turns out she was between projects at Microsoft, and decided to fill the 6 week gap by telling us a huge lie that she wanted to work for us for a couple years.
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Whatever - is she hot or what ?
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Not hot. The total opposite of hot.
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yup, you had it coming...
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be glad you found out promptly, do you have a nanny cam or two running?
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02-24-2011, 09:05 PM
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Yes, very thankful we can afford a nanny for our little boy.
No nanny cam. I did buy one but never installed it. No need to anymore because I think I'll ask my wife to become a stay at home mom. |
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Just the thing that made me hire my mom after she loss her job to outsourcing. I'd paid some stranger anyhow...now I know my kids are well cared for and my money is going to my parents.
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So you can get a nanny at Napa now?
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Was it the 3oz or 3.5oz bag of popcorn that she was eating?
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Show her the door!
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I think half of PARF is unemployed. Why not give a Pelican the job?
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I think you should speak to your therapist about this.
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What do you expect for a lousy $30k a year plus free room & board?
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Why does a nanny need to be good at math and why is eating popcorn bad?..... What am I missing here other than the fact that she is butt ugly?
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My SIL had one who was bi-polar. For about a year all was good till she went off the meds and things got real bad real quick. Nanny finally came clean about her condition. SIL gave her another shot till nanny told SIL that she was pregnant and the babies father was God.
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