Punctuation mistakes you DON'T want to make
 

If you've been recently released from prison, it's OK to say:

"It's kinda sad leaving my inmates behind."

What you DON'T want to say is:

"It's kinda sad leaving my inmate's behind".

Any others come to mind?

"lets eat grandma." instead of "lets eat, Grandma."

Not sure I want to know what an inmate's "benind" is.
;) :D

My neighbors are cannibals and I heard them say the former...but only twice. :)

I started watching that video, but closed it in abject, utter, disgust after the first 15 seconds.

I have great respect for flowering breadmakers as well as crusty, seasoned bakers and I refuse to participate in their derision by laughing at the "humor" of half baked video commedians who have nothing more worthwhile to do with their sadly unleavened lives than to loaf around the innerweb baking up such stale crap.

I don't knead that in my life.

Since the topic of this thread is punctuation ... "Let's" is the word you want. It's a contraction of let us.

OMG, Lettuce eating Grandma

Lettuce prey for those leaving their inmates behind.

Lettuce spray, said the pest control team leader.

But we're spraying tomatos, said the team.

lol !!

a misplaced comma once saved my bacon..
the article 15 was hard..
I was losing some stripes..
the comma turned same into a suspended bust..
that was not the intent..
but..JAG sided with me..
and my Cdr told the guy who was flippin his lid..
pay attention next time...

Rika

I helped my uncle Jack, off his horse

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.

Whoever put up that sign should see a therapist.
Easy enough to find on the innerwebs - all kinds.

therapist.com for example.

Higher Education...
 

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You are very lucky as the Cdr could reconvene the mast, pull from the record and all you could have done was refuse and go to courts martial. You can change the admin record, not the criminal one. But seems that everything turned out GREAT.

one has 72 hrs to appeal the article..
I did not..
so JAG didn't review it until afterwards..
guy giving it was my Temp Cdr.
real Cdr would not have done anything..
other than chew my a$$ good..
alot folks looked at it..
but it was so easy to overlook..
I did..walked out thinking 'its over'
PLT Leader just smiled ...
he caught it ..
be quiet and lets go..
once out of country..
real Cdr checked with JAG..
yes..its a suspended bust..

Rika

Is this some form of poetry?

ooooh thats so sad..
and he'll prolly git mad...
but your question is funny...
and right on the money.
and he sure won't be glad...
that you ain't been had..
yep the form is called bad.

:D