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Punctuation mistakes you DON'T want to make
If you've been recently released from prison, it's OK to say:
"It's kinda sad leaving my inmates behind." What you DON'T want to say is: "It's kinda sad leaving my inmate's behind". Any others come to mind?
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'82 SC RoW coupe Last edited by DARISC; 11-29-2010 at 04:53 PM.. Reason: Thanls Milt. Beninds are not the sort of thing that should be mentioned here - not even in PARF! |
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"lets eat grandma." instead of "lets eat, Grandma."
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I have great respect for flowering breadmakers as well as crusty, seasoned bakers and I refuse to participate in their derision by laughing at the "humor" of half baked video commedians who have nothing more worthwhile to do with their sadly unleavened lives than to loaf around the innerweb baking up such stale crap. I don't knead that in my life.
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OMG, Lettuce eating Grandma
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Lettuce prey for those leaving their inmates behind.
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Lettuce spray, said the pest control team leader.
But we're spraying tomatos, said the team.
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a misplaced comma once saved my bacon..
the article 15 was hard.. I was losing some stripes.. the comma turned same into a suspended bust.. that was not the intent.. but..JAG sided with me.. and my Cdr told the guy who was flippin his lid.. pay attention next time... Rika |
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I helped my uncle Jack, off his horse
I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.
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Easy enough to find on the innerwebs - all kinds. therapist.com for example.
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Higher Education...
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one has 72 hrs to appeal the article..
I did not.. so JAG didn't review it until afterwards.. guy giving it was my Temp Cdr. real Cdr would not have done anything.. other than chew my a$$ good.. alot folks looked at it.. but it was so easy to overlook.. I did..walked out thinking 'its over' PLT Leader just smiled ... he caught it .. be quiet and lets go.. once out of country.. real Cdr checked with JAG.. yes..its a suspended bust.. Rika |
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and he'll prolly git mad... but your question is funny... and right on the money. and he sure won't be glad... that you ain't been had.. yep the form is called bad.
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Das Babe
Das Babe Metalberiech
