What to do with old GirlyPorn Magazines?

[Rusty Heap]

Yes, it's amazing to any kid under 30, but once upon a time there was no internet or websites to surf for pictures of naked ladies.............

so cleaning out my attic I have a tall box full of high quality upper end reading material of likes of Hustler, Penthouse, and XXX stuff Great Articles of informative events.

Don't need it or read it after 20 years of marriage, but I hate to throw the stuff out? Wasn't that a TV ad for Playboy? Guy opens a closet door and stacks fall out and he says "Just because Miss March is a year old you can't just throw her out?"

Nah, I don't think it'd be kosher to hand out issue by issue outside the local highschool gate as kids were leaving, or but most likely I'd make some new friends....


So suggestions, do you just toss it, sell it somewhere, build a shrine and keep candles lit 24/7 praying for Kristy Canyon to forgive you for all those dates where only you showed up, or disperse it to the Pelican Community Fraternity one postage envelope or flat rate shipping box at a time?

PM me if you have any ideas?

[targa911S]

recycle them.

[onlycafe]

if you've got this one, i would like to have it.

[VINMAN]

2nd Annual PPOT Holiday Gift Exchange ...............

[ODDJOB UNO]

well if yer planning a trip anytime to messiko(aka south of da border), yer in luck BIG TIME!


see when being a silly gringo in a fereign land sometimes ya get kind of carried away with the thrill of the moment and do STOO-PID stuff. and thats when the lokal militars/federales/polizia tend to take a dim view of yer piss poor behavior, and pull you over,or yer stopped at a checkpoint with all sorts of 18 year olds with HK G-3 full autos and HK-21 belt fed full autos.................


your crime?


fill in the blank space






or if you have yer wife/girl friend with you and you want to avoid a complete teardown of yer vehicle while they search for nothing and stare at yer significant others T&A because they have been stuck in some god fersaken POO HOLE in the middle of BFE waiting for the cartels to pull thru(which they aint) and its total boredom X ONE MILL-YON...............................



you just hand them all of yer porn(blondes are highly prized in messikan culture) and a carton of marlboro reds in the box, and you can get away with just about every CAPITAL CRIME possibly including murr-durr, let alone speeding, or yer boat motors too big, or ya brought 100 gallons of fuel too much, or ya brought 25 cases of bud with you(all offense's) or yer drunk.



yes that is TRULY how it works in good ol messiko. ask me how i KNOW! works every damn time.



see if any of them at these checkpoints get caught with U.S. DOLLARES..........well that kind of smacks of the MORDITA(the bite-aka graft) and the lil sawed off 4'8" colonel with the riding boots and the riding crop and the chrome .45 gets a lil pissy, and the guy w/the u.s. dollars may be digging out latrines for the next 3 years.



soooo.................if yer planning a trip anytime soon, you are SITTING ON GOLD!

[masraum]

Trash 'em.

[VaSteve]

Here you go...
seattle-tacoma books & magazines classifieds - craigslist

[Oh Haha]

My uncle left my dad an entire catalog of Playboys, from about 1960 to 1988(when he passed away).

There are folks out there that buy these things. The problem we had was putting a value on them. It's a pretty limited field.

Yes, we still have them.

[Rusty Heap]

I just went out to Ebay, seeing if they allowed such "material"


Actually depending on the cover or centerfold girl, some of these are going for money, even if it is just $5-8 or $20 an issue.

A Larry Flint signed 8x10 going for $150. I'll sign any of my mags for $5......he heh.

LARRY FLYNT SIGNED 8X10 W/ PROOF HUSTLER MAG PLAYBOY - eBay (item 380286388553 end time Jan-05-11 15:31:44 PST)

[Joeaksa]

Craigs List...

[legion]

Yep. eBay.

Believe it or not, like most things "baby boomer", there is a collector market.

[rsrfan]

Send em to the troops...

[Aurel]

I would put them on e-bay, auctions of 10 at a time. Make theme packages: brunettes, blondes, big tits...

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Shall I send you my address now? They'd make outstanding gift wrap at the office Xmas party...

[Schumi]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

2nd Annual PPOT Holiday Gift Exchange ...............

Winner.

[Hendog]

Send them all to Wayne.
Whoever orders parts and adds the "secret password" along with the order will receive a random copy from your collection.

[Rusty Heap]

Actually you just jogged my memory, a friend who used to deal in "white powder" in the 80's 30 years ago would clip out small 3" squares of photos out of the magazines to make small folded envelopes..........now that is what I call marketing and presentation to your customers........

[Rick Lee]

Can I send you my FedEx acct. #? Overnight will be fine.

We used to send care packages to far flung fraternity bros. We'd get an empty Nat. Light or Pabst case box, fill it with porn mags (best pages paperclipped, of course, for the quick flip), duct tape it all together, address it with a Sharpie and drop in the mail. It was such a good feeling to send the gifts that keep on giving.

[porsche4life]

Want my former roommates addy in Afghanistan? I'm sure he'd love them.... Send him the large sized womens...

[cbush]

Originally Posted by rsrfan

Send em to the troops...

While a nice thought, Please don't!

1. In most cases (depending on the material) they are not authorized as we are located in cultures that are officially very much against them and they can get folks in a lot of trouble.

2. It is hard enough being over there for a year, that is the last thing they need.

3. Send stuff to help get their mind off of what they are missing--don't torture them!