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A930Rocket 12-15-2010 01:27 PM

Not sure if it's true or not, but I had a guy who worked for me years ago who said when they were in the Navy, they would take trips to Tiajauna (sp?) for fun and games. One show there had some fat lady sitting on a chair with a guy laying on is back underneath. Everyone wondered what was going to happen, when all of a sudden she shats one in his mouth. Guys went flying out of the place trying not to throw up he said.

Aurel 12-15-2010 05:16 PM

This thread is gonna make me throw uphttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gif

Jagshund 12-15-2010 05:28 PM

Have a friend who used to have a fecal video. Urine, too. The mouth turd is only the beginning- you should see them use it as lubricant.

tabs 12-15-2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5729439)
TABS my friend, I haven't worked in 26 years!

Then who was the guy you introduced me to when we met at the Palms?

tabs 12-15-2010 05:37 PM

My Airedale Misty used to raid the kitty litter box for snacks, one evening I was snoozing on the couch when she came up and slurped my face and I licked my lips and thought ummm that is a rather pleasant taste...it was only later I found she had been digging around in the KL box.

Crowbob 12-15-2010 06:35 PM

Scat CAT!

Hugh R 12-15-2010 06:42 PM

Cooked feces may not harm you; but raw feces may kill you.

Words to live by.

M.D. Holloway 12-15-2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 5730311)
Then who was the guy you introduced me to when we met at the Palms?

He is my best friend and I guess you could say he is my boss but he sure doesn't act like any boss I ever had!

When I say I haven't worked I really mean I have not done anything that is laborious, tedious or mundane. I have a blast at what I do and look forward to each day.

Normy 12-15-2010 07:02 PM

In the hunters safety class I took in junior high school it was mentioned that fresh deer poop was actually edible. We were told not to touch dried deer poop, it had salmonella? That doesn't make sense. Anyway, ALL poop is bad. It stinks for a reason- to ward us off from eating it! It is used food, and there is probably nothing left. Our gut contains a portfolio of bacteria that we depend upon to fully digest our food. Every person has a different collection, which means that if you eat your own poop, it might bother your stomach, but that is about it. But if you eat someone elses poop...you will likely become violently ill and throw up all over the place! The reason is that the human stomach system is weak. We have tiny guts, since we cook our food. Our guts are very small compared to the average dog, which is why we get sick easily.

The long and short: While you might want to lick your woman's rear orifice.....it really is a bad idea! That is also how hepatitis C is spread.

Crowbob 12-15-2010 07:09 PM

Normy would you please shut up? Lordy.

sammyg2 12-16-2010 09:06 AM

I've never eated that stuff on porpoise, but back when I was young and still drinking to excess I remember waking up in the morning a few times and swearing a big grizzly bear had crapped in my mouth while I was sleeping.

M.D. Holloway 12-16-2010 12:06 PM

Sammy did you know normy back then?

sammyg2 12-16-2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5731782)
Sammy did you know normy back then?

be careful dancin in that mine field ..................................

M.D. Holloway 12-16-2010 01:52 PM

Lol!

Joe Bob 12-16-2010 02:30 PM

I had Escargot last night....tasted like Garlic.

drcoastline 12-17-2010 06:28 PM

DOODY!

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.


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