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Advisory to Suicide Bombers
Advisory to Suicide Bombers
Your virgins are awaiting.  Oh, too bad! Les
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02-01-2011, 03:22 AM
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HAHA...
 Actually what's really funny is... Depending on how the script is interpreted it could also mean a "Big Bunch Of Grapes" is waiting for you not 92 Virgins... (I think it's 92) I guess they have the same issues interpreting the Koran as we do interpreting our Bible. 
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They had some imam on TV a while ago descrbing the "virgins".
They have very white skin They don't eat They don't poop They don't menstrate They don't talk They don't have body hair They don't smell They will do anything you want Sounds like a blow up sex toy...
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What a load of cr@p... That Imam should be ashamed of himself.
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 I KID! I KID! 
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02-01-2011, 05:30 AM
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Blow up sex toy. Haha, that is funny! The kind of toy that requires to blow yourself up first. The imams must be taking greater advantage of that double meaning. No wonder they do not want internet: the dumb suicide bombers might learn that they can just buy the blowup toy online...
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02-01-2011, 06:18 AM
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Oh great. 72 days of the toliet clogged with lipstick tubes, the bathroom painted pink, and listening to Dora the Explorer(little children's show).
-What about day 73, when these girls start arguing over who gets the next ___ for being the best lay? -What about day 270, when no amount of lysol removes that baby poop smell? |
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