Since i've been gone...
 

Since i've been dragged from my happy hole to once again grace the pages of this BBS, i might as well get a nice rant in:

In the six months i've been gone, the Philadelphia Police department has seen over a dozen arrests of it's own ranks for everything from drug dealing, to theft, prostitution, rape, armed robbery, and some nice official corruption sprinkled on top. Oh...and a murder charge as well.

Police chief Ramsey has vowed a force wide crusade to weed out what he himself called, "Systemic corruption at every level of this department."

And here some of you guys thought i just "hate" cops.

Just the dirty ones. Which in my city....well....

Bye now.

Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?

Snipe! Welcome back! I missed you. What have you heard from the outside world.

There is sunshine in the land without pelicans.

And chicks.

Lots and lots of chicks...

Ramsey is the chief in Philly now? He was in DC when I was there. Seems like a good enough guy. I hope he cleans it up and then comes to Phoenix next.

How 'bout them Eagles!

(oh wait...)

Welcome back... It's been... exotic... around here without you.

It is awesome to me how many catch phrases and rants of mine are remembered by so many even months and months after i've left.

Read my signature. ;)

Snipe, this thing called 'sunshine', I have heard of it mentioned in the old texts. Is it as warm on your face as the stories of old say?

And these 'chicks', are they truly as bodacious, soft and alluring as the photos posted on the Chest Thread suggest? I have heard songs about such creatures but always thought they were of the myth sort or worse, computer generated! I so tire from the CG. I long for the soft caress, the smell of the nape of the female neck, the taste of the sweat bead on her upper lip as the first stroke of passion enters her...

They look real enough to me...
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...s/28b2f3a1.jpg
Andreana and Christina "relaxing" on my sofa.

wow..i saw snipe is back, and i monkey rolled on in!!

how's it going buddy?

Just monkey rolling my way through life. :)

PS: I'm not back, i'm just making a nice big splash since a certain someone called me out with the hopes of drawing me back into the pelican poo.

Phoenix, or should I say the Maricopa County Sheriff, sure could use some cleaning up... Then Phoenix next...

Hi, sniper! Nice to see you.

Who is this Sniper guy...

Thanks for dropping by. This way we can show our kids that you really exist. It's like a visit from Superman!

Hey Bill, hope the back is feeling good enough for you to keep your playmates entertained.

Be excellent

Toby

The look more intrested in each other! Prehaps a Snipe samich is in order!

We almost had a TV pilot in Philly and I was going to contact you, but alas it went to Providence, RI. You spice this place up!

Would have loved to meet you Hugh, and find out what it's like to hang out on a set all day (discretely, as your unpaid "personal assistant", of course ;))

I was actually just out in LA in October. Was gonna look you up, but i hated it there so much i just wanted to get out of the state as fast as humanly possible. I don't know how you live there, but god bless you!

There are pictures of that, but i'm entirely sure that i am not allowed to post them here. I would have 2 black chicks that i trained to shoot gunning for me.

No thanks. :D


Vicodin is a wonderful thing doc. And you too. :)


Not even I'm as cool as a visit from superman!

The guy that routinely gets all the attention you so desperately crave.

You too Jyl!

I won't be staying long. I couldn't come back then leave without sticking my head in a few threads first though. :)

It is nice to be remembered, I am still quite fond of many of you.