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Porsche-O-Phile 02-04-2011 02:37 PM
No Farting!
 
Just pinch it until you can get to a bathroom...

Malawi to debate public farting ban - Yahoo! News UK

Jeff Higgins 02-04-2011 02:54 PM
One less place I can visit.

R K T 02-04-2011 03:00 PM
hoof hearted?

widgeon13 02-04-2011 03:40 PM
I plead guilty.






What's the fine? A Baby Ruth Bar.

scottmandue 02-04-2011 03:49 PM
TI thought this was in conjunction with the colonoscopy thread.

Rick Lee 02-04-2011 04:23 PM
It was a "paddling" offense when I was in junior high in TX, where we still had corporal punishment.

Jeff Higgins 02-04-2011 04:31 PM
So if you farted, they beat the shyte outa you?

Rick Lee 02-04-2011 04:33 PM
I never saw it happen for that reason, but they used what looked like a cricket paddle with swiss cheese holes drilled in it.

Jeff Higgins 02-04-2011 04:35 PM
Same here. Must have been standard issue in those days. They called it a "spat" board at my school. The holes were supposed to make it hurt more; all I know is the pattern on my ass stayed for a couple of days.

syncroid 02-04-2011 04:43 PM
How are they going to police the good ol S.B.D. short of walking around with a gas analizer.

LWJ 02-04-2011 04:43 PM
This is awesome! I printed it out. My 5th grade daughter does a current events report each week. I showed her this and she laughed. I suspect it will be a 5th grade classic.
Thanks,
Larry

VaSteve 02-04-2011 05:17 PM
That looks like the kind of place that farts wouldn't be noticed in the "ambient smell"

trekkor 02-04-2011 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R K T (Post 5827521)
hoof hearted?

ice melted...


KT

trekkor 02-04-2011 05:36 PM
Quote:
"Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

Comic gold.


KT

red-beard 02-04-2011 05:37 PM
Quote:
No Farting!
That will be problematic with what I just ate...

Ahhhhh :D

UconnTim97 02-04-2011 06:01 PM
never trust a fart..I'm just sayin'.... :)

artplumber 02-04-2011 07:12 PM
Quote:
"Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."
So if farts smell like flowers they are OK.

This law is so vague that it could include smelly burps or anything that turns someone's stomach - hock a loogie, coughing in general etc...

dafischer 02-04-2011 07:30 PM
All they have to remember is: He who smelt it, dealt it.

UconnTim97 02-04-2011 07:34 PM
He who denied it supplied it.

red-beard 02-04-2011 07:48 PM
I wonder if they would arrest The Spleen ?


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