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widgeon13 02-12-2011 06:24 AM

WTF is up with Keith Stone?
 
Does this guy really sell beer? I realize it's tongue in cheek but if I drank beer I wouldn't buy it because the guy is a dirtbag, probably dates his cousin.

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jjwood 02-12-2011 06:38 AM

Funny, I'm watching Hot Rod TV on Speed (yea I know) and they just built a Keith Stone Camaro. Car was pretty cool ... but he's a dorky dude IMHO. And no way would I drink that beer.

yetibone 02-12-2011 06:40 AM

He looks like he's Jack Black's little brother, or something.

UconnTim97 02-12-2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjwood (Post 5842384)
Funny, I'm watching Hot Rod TV on Speed (yea I know) and they just built a Keith Stone Camaro. Car was pretty cool ... but he's a dorky dude IMHO. And no way would I drink that beer.

Jinx...I was just watching that show too. I think Keith Stone is supposed to be humorous tongue in cheek advertising, kind if making fun of themselves to get attention.

I only drink keystone in bottles btw. Hahaha. Seriously though, haven't drank it since college but a coworker if mine still drinks it regularly. I keep telling him He makes enough to drink good beer now. :)

legion 02-12-2011 09:28 AM

I did an experiment over several weekends in college. I would drink half of a beer, and not drink anything else alcoholic the rest of the night. Keystone was on the list of beers that would give me a throbbing headache within three hours after only half a beer.

Also on that list:

Natty Ice (Natural Ice)
The Beast (Milwaukee's Best)
Old Pile (Old Style)
Miller Lite
MGD
Busch
Busch Light
PBR

I pretty much got through college drinking Rolling Rock and Budweiser, or Guinness when I could afford it. Then, senior year, I discovered Sam Adams, and it changed my life forever...

azasadny 02-12-2011 09:58 AM

When the product is crap, you have to have a gimmick to get us slobs to buy it, I guess...

herr_oberst 02-12-2011 10:39 AM

Snipe? Selling beer?

BeyGon 02-12-2011 10:41 AM

I live in a cocoon, I don't know who he is and haven't seen that beer.

Aurel 02-12-2011 12:40 PM

Looks to me like beer for rednecks, advertised by a redneck. Makes good sense overall.

HardDrive 02-12-2011 12:57 PM

Just looking at the guy reminds me of growing up in small town Michigan. No idea who the guy is.

HardDrive 02-12-2011 12:57 PM

And for god sake, shouldn't there be a law against calling that stuff 'beer'?

sammyg2 02-12-2011 01:30 PM

Gotta take a gook look at their target audience ......
Their the ones who probably don't think much of beer snobs who act like a beer can't be good unless it's expensive, imported, bitter and nasty.

john walker's workshop 02-12-2011 02:38 PM

i'll take that babe he pulled out of the tree for a spin anytime.

john walker's workshop 02-12-2011 02:43 PM

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emcon5 02-12-2011 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john walker's workshop (Post 5843008)
i'll take that babe he pulled out of the tree for a spin anytime.

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porsche4life 02-12-2011 02:50 PM

I have a friend(college) that thinks a 6 pack of stone tall boys is a good evening....

IROC 02-12-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legion (Post 5842637)
Keystone was on the list of beers that would give me a throbbing headache within three hours after only half a beer.

You - evidently - are a pansy. Just sayin'. ;)

legion 02-12-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IROC (Post 5843137)
You - evidently - are a pansy. Just sayin'. ;)

I can drink 12-20 Guinness, Sam Adams, Rolling Rock, Blue Moons, Oberons, Fat Tires...or any combination thereof in a night with no hangover. I've been told it's probably a sensitivity to sulfides (which are abundant in crappy beer).

Weighing 285 lbs. has it's advantages when it comes to drinking...

gprsh924 02-12-2011 05:06 PM

Keystone, always smooth even when you're not.


Solid college beer

Crowbob 02-12-2011 05:48 PM

Chris,

I would think drinking 1/2 a beer at college parties would pretty much give anybody a headache watching all those people becoming total idiots.


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