For any Bad to the Bone Bikers

[Noah930]

2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas)

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Date: 2011-02-08, 5:37PM PST
Reply to: sale-zketp-2204523906@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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If you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow no stopping lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white tv era technology that you can pay too much for then this bike is for you. This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-ass tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless "old lady" you lug around with you every where you go just so you don't have to kiss her goodbye. Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you're a "son of anarchy." This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care. Why should they be different from Mom and Dad...right? If you buy it this week I'll throw in every other dumb thing I've bought just because it says "Harley" on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you're the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how "bad to the bone" you look and make you feel special spouting words like "screming eagle" and "stage one kit" and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership. So don't wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance.


•Location: Las Vegas
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2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork

[Brando]

Too accurate... If only all Hardley ads were as genuine as that one...

[Joeaksa]

Thats why I ride a BMW...

[BlueSkyJaunte]

I smell a divorce...

[Evans, Marv]

Bet he sells it fast and whoever buys it won't even know what he's saying in the add.

[71T Targa]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

Bet he sells it fast and whoever buys it won't even know what he's saying in the add.

At 87K I bet he has it for a LONG time.

[johnnywishbone]

2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas)

from lv craigslist. $87,000.00 fixed. you forgot the comma.

[RPKESQ]

Well at least he knows how to appeal to the customer base.