More than 100% !?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following.

IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interestingly (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But even more important to realize:
B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management,and
motivational speakers really mean when they want more than 100%!

[Planter91C2]

that is great, i just printed it up and hung it in the office kitchen

[Nabeel]

That's the funniest thing i've seen in a while...thanks, i just printed it out and i'm going to show it to all my friends.

[speedemon666]

Thanks Mikkel, I just gave it to the guy who really does work 103%.

[Roland Kunz]

Hello

P 16
O 15
R 18
S 19
C 3
H 8
E 5

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84 % ?

but

Porsche = Fahrvergnuegen

then follows 151 %

However thats the VW slogan,
Porsche made a simpler one;

911 %

LOL Roland

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