Gosh darnit, Mr. cashflyer, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision....
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion.
Our forum's turning into **** ;)

This threads got some legs. I'd be willing to bet that it's gonna give the "Mulholland" thread a run for it's money.

I'll do my bit!

There! Done!

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?




Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep.
Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.


Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

"Well Goll-eeeee Sir, you use your mouth purtier 'an a three dollar whore."
~Taggart

This is just, just...ghastly!

We ALL have to stop this nonsense and learn to take posting on the internet seriously!

I am sooo upset! I even used the word 'ghastly'.

This thread has jumped the shark.

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So, last night I was driving home and I drove down Mulholland and it reminded me of when I was younger and I would drive down Mulholland to get home. Man that was sweet. Did I tell you about that one time on Mulholland?

Bunch of **** kickers. :D

You men are worried about a shark, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Forum Poster.


This thread needs more Vega content.
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Tim

I like her headlights better than the tail lights.

Are those her toes?

We have a Shark to jump?

Where?

Over there.

In the sharktooth suit.

Obviously we now have a shark deficiency in this thread.

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http://www.chefxcasino.com/images/Sh...ont_Large1.jpg

There.... that should do it.

Look at me! Look at me! I'm important! I wrote a book! I want you tho think I'm smart and funny! I want friends and I want them to envy me....