The Olson Twins, Oh Why Not!
 

They are just so darn cute aren't they!

Do us all a fav and post a nice pic of those fancy girls...http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1304538468.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1304538495.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1304538511.jpg

And worth a Billion from their product lines.

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Into zombie sex?
Not me.

We worked with them a bunch of years back. Made a crap load of money. Probably the hardest money we ever made.

Two of the most untalented people I've ever met.

They owe their money and fame to their Attorney/Manager.

He was/is one crazy sum***** but gotta give him credit. He took two babies and made an empire.

Those girls are creepy. Who wants to look like they're 10 years old forever? Those girls need some cheeseburgers and a weight machine.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...heezburger.jpg

They're both pretty cute, but the darker haired on keeps making the duck face. it kind of ruins the whole thing for me.

She has a name for it.

Heard it the first time when she was 13-14ish.

We were doing a shoot, she was making a face, her PR rep Asked her "what's with the face?".

She responds with, "what, the come _uck me face"

When we were working with them they developed their current mary-kateandashley type logo.

The original colors were red/green/lavender.

One day my Product Manager comes to my office. She just got off the phone with one of the other M&K licensees. They were doing clothing and the product was on the way to retail for a big launch.

PM tells me the other licensee was in tears. She had to pull everything back so the tags could be removed, get new tags printed and attached, ship back out as well as pull all the signage in stores and have it redone. Was going to cost the licensee pretty much all their profit and then some.

After months of work and sign off on the logo Ashley had finally noticed that her name was in lavender.

She did not want anyone to think that she was a lesbian.

True story.

Like.. 500 cheeseburgers.
So skinny I could shine a flashlight up thier butts and use them for nightlights! :eek:

My wife (then girlfriend) used to do that whenever she was good-humoredly frustrated in any way--whether it be a joke at her expense or a tough problem on her thermodynamics homework.

She stopped soon after I started (gently) grabbing her by the lips every time she did it.

You should try that with whichever twin it is you're dating. ;)

Sorry, lubey. I loooooooove skinny blonde girls, but something about those ones just ain't right.

Geeze! They're creepy enough now, the thought of a skinny 20 year old blonde with a flashlight up her butt next to my bed is - ...
OK, let me see it and I'll tell you how I feel about it.

I dont think they are good looking at all.

fuch'n kreepy....they'd be worse if they were red heads.....

You could find better looking women damn near anywhere. They have a very Courtney Love heroin addict look.

Lovely eyes, I can't help but feel a little sorry for someone who never had a childhood.

+1 to that.

They have already made more money than you will in 100 lifetimes.

Yeah, they need to take advice from you...

Yeah, i feel sorry for the little multi millionaires.

Continue the hating boys.

I've done better and worse, but a set of twins in the sack would be fun.

aflac!!!

Those girls may be rich but they are the definition of skanky. :eek:

I have no idea how they make money. What is it they do besides look freaky?

And no I have no desire to Google them. I would have to look at more pictures of skanks.

Gimme the crazy one! I have experience.:cool:

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Yuck! twice.....

She looks like she's been doing meth.

I agree. I never did get the whole "bag of antlers" look.

Now, now, Jim, we're supposed to be adjusting ourselves away from our former bad behaviors. Don't make us get the taser out...

Heh heh. I was once talking to a friend who's a plastic surgeon. He did some surgery on an actor whose GF is an A-list type actress. The actor commented: Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a bicycle.

Quoting the immortal Vash...

Blook blook blook.

Billy, it is not hate, it is pity. People that don't have any childhood grow up to be damaged goods. Aside from the subjects of this thread, I could provide you with literally hundreds of examples.

"The Olson Twins, Oh Why Not!"

Because I have more respect for myself than to spend any time or body fluids on vapid, homely, talentless heroin addicts regardless if they are billionaires. Once you get beyond the basal facts that they are living, they are the antithesis of anything I find attractive in women.

Well don't sugar coat it or anything.

Send me a picture of you, I'll comment, having not met you.

Exactly Gogar.

Those girls wouldn't even spit on any of you haters.

Though it would be amusing to watch the lot of you following them around like puppy dogs at last call time in a local pub, trying to get lucky.

Skanks?

http://www.portwallpaper.com/imgcel/...n-Twins-13.JPG

No wonder i love "skanks" so much. As if any of you (or me) has a daughter or woman that is anywhere near as hot. (I have seen the significant others thread, there is a LOT of horror in that thread)

Their lives may be a hot mess (i don't know or care one way or another), but those two are freaking gorgeous when they're cleaned up nice.

http://www.mankenresimlerim.com/data...Twins_pics.JPG

Seriously, you guys need to find some other outlet for your hatred, bitterness, and vitriol.

And for the record, i would SO hit that (unless they are in fact junkies, in which case i wish they weren't, so i could hit that).

Hay, I like them. I don't think they look as skanky as some of the college girls I see across the nation.

Has skanky become a synonym for hot, and no one told me?

To me, THIS is skanky:

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Amy Winehouse

If only that picture were real!!!
:eek:

This is the internet. What difference does that make?

(Oh, like suddenly you'd date them if that pic was real?)

Funny thing is that RacerBVD was banned for a week for posting a picture much like this. Hope the moderator has his glasses on this time. On the other hand I could give a chit...

Byron was banned for more than just posting one pic. The pic he posted was the straw that broke the camels back. -Z-man.

Hey Sniper, they are cute and I would even take them after you were finished.

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