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Awkward family moments??
Anybody have any awkward family moments?
Was at a cousins wedding last night. Of course ran into few other people I havent seen in a long time. One was a female cousin I have not seen in a few years. So we were yackin. How you been? , hows life?, blah blah blah. Anyway, shes says , " You look great you never age" I'm so jealous." So I say "So do you. You look fantastic". ( she does, shes smokin). And she like "ugh , no way I look horrible." So we go back and forth. So jokingly I say, "please, if you weren't my cuz, you wouldn't stand a chance." Then she puts her arm around my neck laughing and says, ( loud enough for everyone to hear) "Well I'm divorced now and were 3rd cousins, so we can go out." All of a sudden the table we were standin next to with some our family, went silent and turned around. And they all looked at ME. One of my other cousins is like, WTF are you two up to?? I was like "we are joking around!! relax!!" I wanted to go and crawl under a table and hide.
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05-15-2011, 04:09 PM
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So.........
 Did you hit it??????
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Banjo music and pic of cousin please.
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No I DID NOT hit it!
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that's a good one. lol!
i once said the word "masturbation" as in intellectual masturbation at the family thanksgiving dinner. with several uncles, aunts, cousins, etc. about 50 of them. all of them mormon. you could have heard a pin drop.
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Vinnie, May I hit it please? ;-)
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Was the wife within earshot?
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No wife didnt hear it. But she probably would have laughed about it. Alcohol is evil! lol
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Afterwards I thought it was pretty funny, but at the moment i was eyeing up the exits.
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Pics must be provided.
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You wanna see pics?
You guys have a better chance of seeing Sid in a Mustang. 
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So your saying it ain't going to happen?
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Ok, so sex aint gonna happen. But what about a "mouth hug"?
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Oh, what the heck. Why not!! Im kidding!!! .
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1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
Da cab
