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pwd72s 05-21-2011 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO (Post 6035750)
im a gonna sit on my azz on my porch with all my SPOONS LINED UP. clipped up with a pair of .45's in my shoulder holsters, a pair of .44 mags on my hip, in my wet suit. line up coronas w/limes, some tacos, my honey next to me with a pair of 9mms in her shoulder holsters, and mr snuggles, with GRATEFUL DEAD CRANKING ON "10"!


mr snuggles will have the hk4 and the ppk/s in his dawgie back pack w/spare mags.


all of us will have our aluminum foil helmets on.


NOBODY HERE has told us which way we should be facing for this ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT! and we sure as hell dont want to miss this.

should my lawn chair be pointed N-S-E-W?http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1305981968.jpg

Point your chair East...it's supposed to come rolling with the time zones...

ODDJOB UNO 05-21-2011 10:22 AM

RODGER THAT "EAST!"! we are making feverish preparations for this.



tonights entree will include:



seafood stuffed portobello mushrooms.


U-18 GIANT MOFO SHRIMPS

followed by hagen daz chocolate chocolate chip ice cream


along with fresh corona cervazas.



and if i make it thru this ALIVE....................monyana morning homemade blueberry pancakes to celebrate!



and "SNA-SA-GEZ"(snasages) and milk bones for "MR.SNUGGLES!"

VaSteve 05-21-2011 02:12 PM

Its 6:12 on the east coast....kinda quiet here...anyone left?

Zeke 05-21-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lyon (Post 6035423)
I'll be having really good and really dirty sex, and then not feeling guilty about it afterwords.

You feel guilty? She must not have bit a big enough hole in your neck. ;) :D

Yeah, I think sex right into a ball of fire would be a good way to finish up on Earth.

widgeon13 05-21-2011 02:29 PM

I'm still here. I'm going to drive by the local cemetery to check the action there.

Zeke 05-21-2011 03:05 PM

I think as the West Coast time approaches, the Naval flight crews don't want to be on the ground. I've seen eight F/A 18's leave Long Beach Airport today. They are not based there, they just get fuel and sometimes a tweak or two at Boeing.

I've not seen this many before in one day. I think people are getting tired of the car alarms going off, but if it's the last day, no worries.

porsche4life 05-21-2011 03:17 PM

617 here. Seems normal

HHI944 05-21-2011 04:02 PM

Still here. Guess I'll spend the night on the beach with a good smoke, a nice scotch and try to think out a personal problem. Every problem is better if you can think about it under those conditions.

techweenie 05-21-2011 04:38 PM

Been a lucky day for me. Nearby lawn sale featured a Wassily B3 chair for $10(!)

HHI944 05-21-2011 04:48 PM

Oh, the church thrift where I work part time suffered a massive electrical failure at about noon EST. That was a little freaky given all the hype.

The fact that a massive electrical failure in the middle of a business day was little more than an afterthought should be a pretty good indicator of my frustration.....

slodave 05-21-2011 05:01 PM

Are we dead yet?

edesign45 05-21-2011 05:01 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1306026066.jpg

Noah930 05-21-2011 05:02 PM

6:00 and nothing's happened.

Well that's disappointing.

nota 05-21-2011 05:06 PM

ha ha

targa911S 05-21-2011 05:12 PM

DAMMIT! I'm still here! Now I'll have to actually PAY for that Enzo. Shhhhhheeeet!

Zeke 05-21-2011 05:12 PM

Well, Hell.........

techweenie 05-21-2011 05:32 PM

Post Rapture joke:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Everyone.

Don Plumley 05-21-2011 05:33 PM

6:30. Since I'm a heathen and apparently so are most of the people I know, it's difficult to know for sure. But a time-zone sensitive rapture?

dw1 05-21-2011 05:38 PM

Well, the rapture actually happened, but NONE were deemed worthy (esp. the guy with the big ego who thought he knew God's plan) so we're all still here.

I guess we have to just keep dealing with the hell on earth that is work, taxes, etc......

techweenie 05-21-2011 05:41 PM

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6:30. Since I'm a heathen and apparently so are most of the people I know, it's difficult to know for sure. But a time-zone sensitive rapture?
There was some discussion of whether Jesus was cool with Daylight Savings Time..


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