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Just a big kid really...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Gippsland Gourmet Country, Australia
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I just love cats - what not to say in an online dating video
This is just too weird....I'm thinking "cat girl" isn't going to get a real date anytime soon.
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I think I'll just take your word for it. Nothing slams the brakes on attraction quite like a "cat chick". Visions of over-flowing litter boxes indoors, cat hair everywhere, etc...
Foul.
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I like cats too! Their ears, their whiskers, their little noses ... their kitty litter! It's so cute, the little presents they leave for you every day. "Here. Take this. From me to you." Cats are so selfless and loving. They give little kitty licks to show how much they love you. They love everyone - they love me, they love you, they love their own butts. Now I think I'm going to cry.
Want to date me?
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Just a big kid really...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Gippsland Gourmet Country, Australia
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I think it is an act - creative audition tactic #53
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Just a big kid really...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Gippsland Gourmet Country, Australia
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Todd,
You think? ![]() But I would just love to see who she would 'attract' .....NOT! |
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I'm crying as I watch this...
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gallatin,TN
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I love cats. I make this white gravy sauce that is awesome. Just kidding. Used to have an admin that was a cat lover and we used to joke all the time and when I told her that joke she was pissed at me for a minute then started laughing that I was a bad person but she liked me anyway. ;-)
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My roomate in college was from Hong Kong -- when we were together with a group of freshmen, and we started talking about pets, he's say, "I had a cat once. It was delicious..." he would pause and then crack a smile. Given that he was from Hong Kong - the unsuspecting freshmen never knew if he was being serious or not...
-Z-man.
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Prime candidate for "hit it and quit it" .....
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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I'll date her. I'm sure I can change her...
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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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That's the woman's line...
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It's BS... No one in their right mind would put that on a dating site.
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 13,614
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Think about THAT every time you post something stupid....
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I dated someone just like her in the 70s. That crazy chick had more cats than I could count. She was a definite hit it and forget it chick.
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I made the mistake of dating a lady based solely on what she looked like. She was gorgeous and had a porn star bod that was 100% natural. In my own defence I was just separated from my wife of 17 years and my ego had taken a beating. (She ran off with someone) Long story short she has stalked me for about 10 years... She was a drunk and extremely troubled. Of course I didn't find this out until after we had been dating for about 2 weeks but by then it was too late. She wrecked my car and got hold of all of my contacts in my mobile phone then proceeded to call them one by one and tell them what an a$$ I was, including my then two teenage daughters. She even called my boss and his boss. ![]() I could go on and on about this "lady". It's been nearly 10 years and she still makes contact through Facebook or Email or just turns up unannounced. Oh... And she had/has 4 cats and 2 dogs. All of them slept on or in her bed.
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Notice I prefaced that with the 1970s. Before computers and cell phones. I gave her a fake phone number and I moved to a different state shortly after. She also really liked clowns!!
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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no way this is real.
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