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My Day Has Come! I Got One Part 2 I Feel Like O.j. Lot Of Pic's
ok im going to do this in short pic 's segment due to the image space aloud per post so here i go to prove my self and my story and to regain some respect
   here are some pic's of a park near my house can you folks read the city of bakersfield sticker on the sign
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ok now we will post some pic's of my mystery car
 humm i do belive that is a pink slip humm what does the first 3 numbers say on the vin# hummok so here are some pic's of my baby she's in the shop rite now but lets take a little trip together shall we  yes that my baby up on the rack
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here is the office lady i belive her name is sue and yes that my mugg
 here is my bay up on the rack with all her guts taken out here is her motor on the floor wait there's still more
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The PO's name sounds familiar......
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06-27-2005, 12:25 PM
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here is here tranny
 here is her upskirt shot here is steve he's doing all the work wait there is still more do i feel some people eating there words rite now,yes i do belive i do
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here is one of here wheels
 a lil worn i will polish them laterand look here is why she's in the shop  the oil cooler had a hole in it was blowing oil i felt her slipping so she's getting a new onewhat that you say?
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06-27-2005, 12:29 PM
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this is sitting under my car rite now
   57 356 coupe also owned by a plumber in town
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Is there a point to this post other than random car part pics and broken english?
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06-27-2005, 12:36 PM
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here is one by my house
 as far as plumbing truck pic's you will have to wait a day i was not at the shop today, and i normally dont have pic's of the plumbing CO on my cpu so let's see i showed you that i live in bakersfield and that i have a pink with my name on it and pic's of my porsche up on the rack getting fondled
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06-27-2005, 12:39 PM
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Farmer,
I am impressed with the pics. Now, did you ever finish your story? - Mike
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06-27-2005, 12:47 PM
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OK, so you proved your legitimacy. So what's the rest of the story...how did you talk the lady into selling? Did you really buy it for under $4000 which was your budget?
There are a few rude people that lurk on Pelican ready to jump and condemn everyone and everything (they know who they are), but on the whole this is a great bunch and a tremendous source of knowledge. Anyways...that's a sweet SC and welcome to the board! |
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06-27-2005, 12:59 PM
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   and finally...where I'll be spending July 8th thru July 19th: 
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06-27-2005, 01:04 PM
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So what is the point again?
Just to prove that you bought a 911? Congrats on that, it is a big day for all of us. But this post is for what purpose again? -Chris
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I hope your not referring to me eating my words-you still can't spell!
 Also, I said I was waiting for the end of the story which would validate your story. I'm STILL waiting. Call me rude or an a-hole but you started this thread last Friday and the story still hasn't been told. You also left a LOT to the imagination, so go-figure if we got bored in the meantime and filled in some blanks with our own brand of humor. Fwiw-my wife was reading over my shoulder and she said I must be known as the biggest A-hole on the message board. I told her that's not true; there are far worse a-holes. Ok. Let's start over shall we? I believe you are what you claim. I still think you're an entertaining writer. I like your car. What color is that? Welcome to the "club" Thanks for the pics. |
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Chris: see his previous thread.
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Do we ever get to hear the four words?
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I think this is some kind of sick joke that Jack Olsen is playing on all of us...as you know he is a writer and I think he is writing a book on the travels of an unshaven, illiterate, hick plumber that falls in love with an old Porsche and the widow that holds claim to it. In exchange for work in the widow's "Secret Garden" she allows the dim Plumber to begin to spend more and more time with the car. Eventually, he earns the widows trust and she allows him to take the car out for sundries and repairs......Come Jack come clean! This is killing us!!!
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Why does he feel like O.J.?
 You have to finish the story, despite the poor english, I found it oddly captivating. So what kind of "favors" did she have you do for her?  The four words: I have a penis 
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Why even post this?
THOSE four words?  Ted, I read his other post too, and replied in jest with everyone, but this should be the END. The happy ending, kind of like the massage parlors, a pay off of sorts. This is just more of the same randomness........ I'm grouchy perhaps. Or maybe the REAL a-hole that Sebring references?? Sorry to interrupt Farmer, please do keep typing! -Chris
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