If your wife keeps coming out to the shop to nag you ,what have you done wrong?
 

If your wife keeps coming out to the shop to nag you ,What have you done wrong?

IDK, but when a wife accompanies a subcontractor to work(construction site), he's either lost his license to a DWI, or she suspects him of cheating and want to make sure he really is at work.......

You made the chain in the kitchen too long.:D

Does she feel like the car is more important than her?

All of my responses would be along the lines of this ^

i was thinking the same thing, so here it goes... she found the key to the shop door lock....

You got married.

BWHAHAAAAA!!! Water out the nose on that one! :D

angela

Go in the house, wash your hands, take her by the hand to the bedroom and doink the snots out of her. Whisper nice things in her hear. Roll over, get dressed and head back out to the shop.

My guess is she will NEVER come out there again!

Heard that one before and it's always funny. How about this one...

If the wife is yelling at ya from the front door and the dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?





The dog, because you know he'll shut up once you let him in..

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%
It's called wedding cake.

From what I've heard, that only works when you've had it before the cake.

was i the only one who thought this was a serious post?!

I feel stupid!

I used to work with a guy at a former job whose wife was always around nagging him mercilessly. It was so bad that in order to come to happy hours, he had to tell his wife he was going to the hardware store, buy paint over lunch, and he had 20 minutes to down one beer before heading home. I felt really sorry for the guy because he lived his entire life trying to avoid his wife's wrath.

Later I found out that he had doinked his wife's sister a week before his wedding, and they still decided to get married. I didn't feel so sorry for him, or his wife. They'd chosen their life.

Don't .How were you to know?

That pic gets me every time Paul :D

What's the last thing the bride says before she walks down the aisle?





"Now I can get off this #$@^ diet!!!"

She needs proffesional help with the advice of others.

Here, this outta do: The Ladies' Monthly

...obviously she has found the key!!!!!!....

Wife come's out to garage once in awhile. Usually with an open beer and sandwhich. The washer and dryer are also in th garage. Hang around too long and I have here sit in the car and hold wrench, multi-meter, whatever. She leaves quickly.
Firing up the shifter kart will chase anyone out.

Set the alarm clock to go off early, then roll over ask ask her, would you rather have sex or should I spend the entire day in the shop without being bothered?

She'll say "have a nice day, let me know if you need anything".

wont her bare feet get all filthy coming out into the shop?

True story here:
This week, a buddy of mine came over to help me reinstate the A/C ('85 911).
He showed up at 5:30 after work. We busted our tails to replace the squeaky evaporator blower motor, change all of the o-rings, replace the rec'r dryer (never out of car before), evacuate with vac pump, and charge.
We were done by 10:00, and I was in bed around 10:30 after putting all the junk away in garage.

Next morning - Wife "Why did you come to bed so late???"
Me "Because I thought it would be rude to leave Don to finish up by himself."

It was a rather short conversation from there on...

Greasy handed ass-smack directly followed by a shout of "Who's horny???" should take care of at least one problem.

My wife has the uncanny knack of showing up just as I have accidentally dumped batch of tiny roller bearings on the floor, or more likely, am just about to.

I applaud my wife for wanting to be close in a meaningful way, but engaging in a meaningful relationship and trying to load heavy equipment into a trailer truck at the same time could get me killed.

As a matter of fact, it almost did get me killed.

No joke.

wow