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If your wife keeps coming out to the shop to nag you ,what have you done wrong?

If your wife keeps coming out to the shop to nag you ,What have you done wrong?

Old 07-14-2011, 12:08 PM
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IDK, but when a wife accompanies a subcontractor to work(construction site), he's either lost his license to a DWI, or she suspects him of cheating and want to make sure he really is at work.......
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If your wife keeps coming out to the shop to nag you ,What have you done wrong?
You made the chain in the kitchen too long.
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Does she feel like the car is more important than her?
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You made the chain in the kitchen too long.
All of my responses would be along the lines of this ^
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All of my responses would be along the lines of this ^
i was thinking the same thing, so here it goes... she found the key to the shop door lock....
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You got married.
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You made the chain in the kitchen too long.
BWHAHAAAAA!!! Water out the nose on that one!

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Go in the house, wash your hands, take her by the hand to the bedroom and doink the snots out of her. Whisper nice things in her hear. Roll over, get dressed and head back out to the shop.

My guess is she will NEVER come out there again!
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Heard that one before and it's always funny. How about this one...

If the wife is yelling at ya from the front door and the dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?





The dog, because you know he'll shut up once you let him in..
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%
It's called wedding cake.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%
It's called wedding cake.
From what I've heard, that only works when you've had it before the cake.
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was i the only one who thought this was a serious post?!

I feel stupid!
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I used to work with a guy at a former job whose wife was always around nagging him mercilessly. It was so bad that in order to come to happy hours, he had to tell his wife he was going to the hardware store, buy paint over lunch, and he had 20 minutes to down one beer before heading home. I felt really sorry for the guy because he lived his entire life trying to avoid his wife's wrath.

Later I found out that he had doinked his wife's sister a week before his wedding, and they still decided to get married. I didn't feel so sorry for him, or his wife. They'd chosen their life.
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was i the only one who thought this was a serious post?!

I feel stupid!
Don't .How were you to know?
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What's the last thing the bride says before she walks down the aisle?





"Now I can get off this #$@^ diet!!!"
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She needs proffesional help with the advice of others.

Here, this outta do: The Ladies' Monthly
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...obviously she has found the key!!!!!!....

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