How about no more cash register jockeys hawking freaking "rewards club" cards at every damn store under the sun. NO! I don't want to get 30 more goddamn emails a day from CVS so I can save 35 cents on a pack of rubbers! Jeezus H. Tap-dancing Christ enough of this already!

It does feel good when speaking with someone whose cell phone rings and they reach down, without looking, and click it off. Just saying.

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Yep. I always thought face to face conversations trumped phone conversations which trumped emails which trumped text messages, but I see this "order of priorities" violated daily. Most people will blow off someone standing right there talkin to them to answer the phone, possibly to compose an email or text. Odd.