One for the groom to be that reads "getting married 08/5/11" (whatever the actual date is)

Ones for all his buddies which read "I'm with stupid"

uummmmm im getting married on 8-5-11 !!!!!! :)

I Want an STD

Someone's gettin' pregnant tonight.

Buy me a drink--I'm saving my money for alimony.

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"

Too many good T shirt ideas here...but how 'bout a song to play?

‪The Big Bopper - Big Boppers Wedding‬‏ - YouTube

We used to go to the bowling alley and buy a used junk ball (the heavier the better), 4 ft of chain and a padlock.

Bolt the chain to the ball and when he's good and trashed padlock the chain to his ankle.

He'd have to carry it around all night and sleep with it.

T shirt: "Crusade of Regret" with a graphic of a wedding cake topper below


Bowling ball must be attached with a bolt that goes all the way through (recess the head and grind the points off the nut and damage the threads) and the chain should only be long enough to allow carrying while walking but not so long that the victim can stand erect and comfortably hold the ball.

Leave the chain un-attached in order to travel to Vegas as the airlines frown on wrecking ball weapons.

Don't forget the blue "RIT DYE" to pour on his junk while he drunkenly pees into a urinal. Cause nothing is funnier than trying to explain to your new wife why and how you have a blue penis.

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pwd72s has got the proper wedding cake topper pictured there-

now a side view graphic of that and you are set

"Me no function beer good without"

I actually have a metal fab shop you know. I thought about making an awesome ball and chain (I know they made me one when it was my turn) but we decided that none of us would take checked luggage and I don't think I can really take the weight on as hand luggage.

The one they got me was a chain cast in concrete. Fortunately they must have read your guide to making a good ball and chain, as the chain was just long enough to comfortably carry.

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..."

The scariest thing about marriage?


Half of them last forever.

UPS works cheap.

As for the shirt idea I saw the groom blindfoded and walked up and down the strip with a sign saying that he was doomed and that people where to grind on him.:cool:

VEGAS:

Poker in the front.

Liquor in the rear.

You need to flip her over ;)



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