T-Shirt for a stag do
 

Going to a stag do in vegas and need to print a shirt for the groom. Need some comedy genius from you guys.

The last guy we went on a stag with had a shirt that said "My name is Cam, and I like $20 strippers"

Another guy had "My name is Chris and whiskey makes me smarter"

Need a one liner, its for a 26 yr old guy who is pretty fit, likes to party, likes the pool that kind of thing. need to print it today though and having a mental block.

Sorry all - this was supposed to go in off topic.

Can a moderator please move this.... like many things, it does not belong in technical

Wife suggested: "C'mon honey, bark like a dog!"

how about " I did what??"

I saw a little fat kid that was about 10 that had a shirt on that said -

" I f--k on the fist date", only it was spelled out. Made me laugh, but maybe because of the context. :-)

Todd

It's O.K., half of what is on the technical board shouldn't be here either :rolleyes:

At least your's was an honest mistake.

Half? I wish it was that low. Off-topic and re-hashed 'What oil should I use?' is overwhelming the forum.

There is no way a volunteer group of moderators will ever keep up with this forum now. The decline has started.

"I'm giving up my fun and freedom and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

I would happily volunteer some time to move things to the correct forums. The tech forum gets so much crap posted in it that simply isnt technical, that when someone comes along with a legit question it is bumped off the bottom of the first page before anyone gets to answer it. Which is a shame, because there is so much knowledge on this forum and some good questions remain unseen and unanswered.

Anyway - I'm hijacking my own thead now.

T-shirt one liners....

"Cougar bait"

Best one I ever saw was on a teenager. It read, "Mom and Dad, I do drugs."

not bad! :D

"Come on, it's not going to suck itself."

My Dick. May it rest in peace.

"Little Elvis is not happy about this."

"Let's walk down and fk them all..."

Grave stone stating his sex life died (or life in general) with his birth date through wedding date

getting somewhere now, you guys are getting warmed up.

"If found, please drop in any mailbox"

LWOP


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