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T-Shirt for a stag do
Going to a stag do in vegas and need to print a shirt for the groom. Need some comedy genius from you guys.
The last guy we went on a stag with had a shirt that said "My name is Cam, and I like $20 strippers" Another guy had "My name is Chris and whiskey makes me smarter" Need a one liner, its for a 26 yr old guy who is pretty fit, likes to party, likes the pool that kind of thing. need to print it today though and having a mental block. Last edited by andyt11; 07-27-2011 at 06:15 AM.. |
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Sorry all - this was supposed to go in off topic.
Can a moderator please move this.... like many things, it does not belong in technical Last edited by andyt11; 07-27-2011 at 06:36 AM.. |
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how about " I did what??"
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I saw a little fat kid that was about 10 that had a shirt on that said -
" I f--k on the fist date", only it was spelled out. Made me laugh, but maybe because of the context. :-) Todd
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Half? I wish it was that low. Off-topic and re-hashed 'What oil should I use?' is overwhelming the forum.
There is no way a volunteer group of moderators will ever keep up with this forum now. The decline has started.
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"I'm giving up my fun and freedom and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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I would happily volunteer some time to move things to the correct forums. The tech forum gets so much crap posted in it that simply isnt technical, that when someone comes along with a legit question it is bumped off the bottom of the first page before anyone gets to answer it. Which is a shame, because there is so much knowledge on this forum and some good questions remain unseen and unanswered.
Anyway - I'm hijacking my own thead now. T-shirt one liners.... |
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Best one I ever saw was on a teenager. It read, "Mom and Dad, I do drugs."
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Denis For the Epsteinth time, the National Guard troops are just a distraction. The only crime wave in DC is the felon in the WH. |
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Denis For the Epsteinth time, the National Guard troops are just a distraction. The only crime wave in DC is the felon in the WH. Last edited by speeder; 07-27-2011 at 08:04 AM.. |
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Grave stone stating his sex life died (or life in general) with his birth date through wedding date
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getting somewhere now, you guys are getting warmed up.
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07-27-2011, 08:11 AM
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LWOP
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Сидеть, ложь, Переворачиваться Last edited by Geronimo '74; 07-27-2011 at 08:40 AM.. |
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