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Joe Bob 07-30-2011 07:35 PM

Pathetic CL ads.....
 
Jesus.....yeah I'm single.....not gonna go to Church.....but I do admit to looking at the CL ads. Some make me wanna slit my wrists.

Feel free to post your favs.....

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HELLO:) I REALLY LOVE MEXICAN MEN. I WANT A GOOD GUY TO TALK TO PLEASE:) DON'T WRITE ME ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!
I'm a single mother of 3 and i'm pregnant. I am 28 years old, heavy 200 pounds, green eyes, white Female. I'm looking for a nice Mexican guy... I am real and i do have Picture's as well. I hope to find a good person to Chat with. I'm not looking for sex. I'm looking for a good person to get to know, then see what happens then if sex happens it happens No married men Please!!!

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I swear to God.....ahhhhhhh....kill me now.

LakeCleElum 07-30-2011 09:05 PM

Extra points if you have medical ins to cover me! I have friends that troll POF - Many train wrecks there...........

HardDrive 07-30-2011 10:04 PM

Darwin was right, but it doesn't really matter at this point, because human technology has completely up ended 'survival of the fittest'. The weakest, most worthless morons breed the most prolifically.

porsche4life 07-30-2011 11:12 PM

Just go buy some.....

wdfifteen 07-31-2011 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LakeCleElum (Post 6168022)
Extra points if you have medical ins to cover me!

"Pregnant 200 pounder will trade sex for health insurance for me and my babies."

emcon5 07-31-2011 07:08 AM

A guy I used to work with would peruse the Yahoo personal ads at lunch. One day I hear him bust up laughing.

Paraphrased, the ad was

"attractive blond woman seeks well endowed black man to put on a gorilla suit and live out my King Kong-Fay Wray fantasy while my husband watches"

It may have been "while my husband runs the camcorder", but it has been a few years.

Baz 07-31-2011 08:30 AM

Single White Female

Give me a break.....why would anyone subject themselves to this? :eek::mad::rolleyes::eek:

Joe Bob 08-22-2011 09:47 AM

For giggles I've been looking at the Dykes4Dykes ads......woof, some fuglies on there....

lane912 08-22-2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6211032)
For giggles I've been looking at the Dykes4Dykes ads......woof, some fuglies on there....

doing things for "giggles" always leeds to something worse-

legion 08-22-2011 11:05 AM

A few years ago, some guy at work posted this in the online company newsletter, which mostly has cars for sale and such:

Quote:

I'm in dire need of someone to take care of me while at work. Nice meals, and no nagging please. Prefer someone with that's pleasing to the eyes.
I suspect he got a good talking to from HR, at the very least...

The ad was up for a grand total of six minutes.

mph911 08-23-2011 08:32 PM

This ad for a room to let is vey funny.It actually made the news here in Sydney.

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