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Pathetic CL ads.....
Jesus.....yeah I'm single.....not gonna go to Church.....but I do admit to looking at the CL ads. Some make me wanna slit my wrists.
Feel free to post your favs..... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. HELLO ![]() ![]() I'm a single mother of 3 and i'm pregnant. I am 28 years old, heavy 200 pounds, green eyes, white Female. I'm looking for a nice Mexican guy... I am real and i do have Picture's as well. I hope to find a good person to Chat with. I'm not looking for sex. I'm looking for a good person to get to know, then see what happens then if sex happens it happens No married men Please!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. I swear to God.....ahhhhhhh....kill me now.
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Registered
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Lake Cle Elum - Eastern WA.
Posts: 8,416
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Extra points if you have medical ins to cover me! I have friends that troll POF - Many train wrecks there...........
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Bob S. 73.5 911T 1969 911T Coo' pay (one owner) 1960 Mercedes 190SL 1962 XKE Roadster (sold) - 13 motorcycles |
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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 18,155
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Darwin was right, but it doesn't really matter at this point, because human technology has completely up ended 'survival of the fittest'. The weakest, most worthless morons breed the most prolifically.
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2022 Royal Enfield Interceptor. 2012 Harley Davidson Road King 2014 Triumph Bonneville T100. 2014 Cayman S, PDK. Mercedes E350 family truckster. |
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Just go buy some.....
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"Pregnant 200 pounder will trade sex for health insurance for me and my babies."
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A guy I used to work with would peruse the Yahoo personal ads at lunch. One day I hear him bust up laughing.
Paraphrased, the ad was "attractive blond woman seeks well endowed black man to put on a gorilla suit and live out my King Kong-Fay Wray fantasy while my husband watches" It may have been "while my husband runs the camcorder", but it has been a few years. |
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For giggles I've been looking at the Dykes4Dykes ads......woof, some fuglies on there....
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1966 - 912 - SOLD
Join Date: May 2008
Location: oak grove, OREGON
Posts: 3,193
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doing things for "giggles" always leeds to something worse-
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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
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A few years ago, some guy at work posted this in the online company newsletter, which mostly has cars for sale and such:
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The ad was up for a grand total of six minutes.
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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mph911
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: sydney, australia
Posts: 493
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This ad for a room to let is vey funny.It actually made the news here in Sydney.
North Bondi - crap place. Great location and view | House & Flat Share | Gumtree North Bondi
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