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LeeH 08-31-2011 08:35 AM

Clever. He obviously HAD a good head on his shoulders.

Porsche-O-Phile 08-31-2011 08:39 AM

His method is head and shoulders above all other available alternatives.

rfuerst911sc 08-31-2011 08:44 AM

The man- I'm going to head over here. The ex- no your head's over there........I see a Seinfeld episode :D. All kidding aside I feel sorry for him if he felt this was the only way out.

vash 08-31-2011 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dentist90 (Post 6227002)
Never thought of that. I gotta say,when it comes to suicide men have it hands down over women. None of this taking 10 Tylenols and calling 911 nonsense. Git 'er done!
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HAHAHAHA

i never noticed the soft chocolate undertones of my coffee by drinking it..snorting it out my nose, it is quite noticable..thanks.

Porsche-O-Phile 08-31-2011 10:36 AM

The SUV will be on sale at CarMax next week. After having an aftermarket exhaust installed.

And a new (wait for it)

Head gasket.

nynor 08-31-2011 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spede (Post 6227882)
I wonder how much that would hurt compared to like a gunshot to the head.

Isn't a gunshot to the head the quickest and least painful way to commit suicide?

except it doesn't always work as planned. i could tell you a few stories, but they might run up against the whole patient confidentiality issue.

slakjaw 08-31-2011 09:03 PM

In Nebraska before I moved away there was a guy who cut his own head off with a chain saw!

nynor 08-31-2011 09:06 PM

head jobs. this guy performed the ultimate head job: he got off instantaneously.

GDNF2ET 09-01-2011 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dentist90 (Post 6227002)
Never thought of that. I gotta say,when it comes to suicide men have it hands down over women.

I heard this story on the radio about 20 years ago and never forgot it " A woman took the shelves out of the dishwasher, put it on the hottest setting, and climbed in and shut the door" :eek:
Scolded her to death....

vas930 09-01-2011 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GDNF2ET (Post 6229474)
I heard this story on the radio about 20 years ago and never forgot it " A woman took the shelves out of the dishwasher, put it on the hottest setting, and climbed in and shut the door" :eek:
Scolded her to death....

Was she HOT ? :)

widgeon13 09-01-2011 03:44 AM

No, but she was clean!

nynor 09-01-2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GDNF2ET (Post 6229474)
I heard this story on the radio about 20 years ago and never forgot it " A woman took the shelves out of the dishwasher, put it on the hottest setting, and climbed in and shut the door" :eek:
Scolded her to death....

i know you meant scalded to death....

my mother tried to scold me to death on many occasions.

andyt11 09-05-2011 09:15 PM

I guess he just had to split.

(Sorry!)

Matt Smith 09-06-2011 12:15 AM

There is a lot of insensitivity in this thread regarding this guy. Taking your own life is a big decision.

He must have been under an enormous ammount of stress near the end. At least he didn't bury his head in the sand and let things roll over like some do. To top it all, when there's a heavy weight on your shoulders and life throws you a coin, some guys just chose heads over tail.

nynor 09-06-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Smith (Post 6238435)
There is a lot of insensitivity in this thread regarding this guy. Taking your own life is a big decision.

He must have been under an enormous ammount of stress near the end. At least he didn't bury his head in the sand and let things roll over like some do. To top it all, when there's a heavy weight on your shoulders and life throws you a coin, some guys just chose heads over tail.

buhahahahaha!

masraum 09-06-2011 01:37 PM

Years ago, my mother was a nurse. She was working at a hospital in Pensacola Florida. This guy walks into the emergency room with a little blood running out of his ear. Apparently he'd tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head (I'm assuming small caliber like a 22 or 25). It hadn't worked so he drove from Alabama (at least 30 miles) to the hospital. She said that he died while waiting, but apparently the bullet had gone in at an angle and had essentially run around the inside of his skull doing minimal damage.

In another incident. My oldest stepson killed himself when he was about 21 with a shotgun in a field not far from our house. My wife read the note and found the body. He died instantly.


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