I can name 700 other unpleasant things I'd rather do...
 

...than work on a car.

And most of them would involve my penis.:eek:

I just spent 45 minutes of the last three hours trying to retrieve a fallen socket.
Trying to pull a dead alternator from an '02 BMW X5.

Socket fell and hid behind a pulley. Took 25 minutes to locate it.

Can't locate the lower laternator bolt.

Who builds these cars? GERMANS??:p

Must be payback!:mad:

You can think of 700 unpleasant things to do with your penis?

Good heavens... :eek:

angela

LOL! I was wondering the same...

meat grinder...

glad I got out before anyone posted pics

Please provide a list. The first dozen or so will do.

Cutting it off would be a start
For use as a dog chewtoy, a close second.

Snap it in a rat trap
#4 involves a large amount of beer, a mercury thermometer, and a little "bendy straw" action.
A replacement for a cat scratching post is #5.
Some 120 current would work well, too.
A fishing trip for some Candiru fish
Piercing
Splitting
Peeling
Ghost Pepper-based lubricant
Slam it in a door

That good?:D

You sir, are a victim of what a mechanic I know refers to as...

TYPICAL GERMAN KNUCKLEHEAD ENGINEERING

:D

He works on mostly foreign cars, used to race a Sprite, and has sort of a Larry the Cable Guy vibe about him.

These are things you would rather do than work on your car? Yeow!!
I can understand if it's your wife's car. Slamming it in a door and snapping a rat trap on it doesn't sound bad after 20 years of .... ah, never mind.

No wonder one have to pay the mechanic throw the nose.