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Z-man 09-08-2011 08:35 PM

Camry FTW. The car has no character, no suspension, no style. It is about the most anemic vehicle on the planet. It is perfectly made, and will go 300,000 miles without a hicc-up, but is it perfectly boring.

BTW: I don't think I could drive it for 300,000 miles -- after about 30 miles, I'd be wondering if there's a gun in the car SO I COULD SHOOT MYSELF!

Oh - and the least interesting man's weekend car would definately be a Prius. Ya know, so he could put his groove on with the women...

-Z-man.

snbush67 09-08-2011 09:28 PM

I actually know him, he drives a purple one of these:


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315546072.jpg

Tidybuoy 09-08-2011 10:03 PM

The new Honda CrossTour. I saw one today and boy was that butt ugly.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315548162.jpg

Danimal16 09-09-2011 01:37 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315561034.jpg

DanielDudley 09-09-2011 01:52 AM

He drives a battered Dodge Omni, but he has a rusty Fiat 850 in the garage with a very leaky engine and seized brakes that go to the floor. It would start, ''But all it needs is a fuel pump.''...

There is a milk crate where the driver's seat should be.

Tervuren 09-09-2011 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milt (Post 6244321)
If he knew he was the least interesting man, he'd probably buy a flashy car.


And still be uninteresting.



Which is a basic problem at all p-car gatherings. Got to be the major problem at Corvette gatherings.

HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh. SmileWavy

I'm gonna go with either a base model emissions laded C3 Corvette that if it weren't made out of fiberglass would of rusted into the stone age, or a 944 with rotted suspension, blown shocks, cone air filter, and a flashy paintjob.


http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...98044_3732.jpg

targa911S 09-09-2011 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dw1 (Post 6244381)
bone-stock older Minivan

Hey that's what I drive!

s_morrison57 09-09-2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jrboulder (Post 6244446)
What car? He takes the bus...


Jackson
(trying to figure out RTD taxes at the moment)

lol - the loser cruiser SmileWavy

red-beard 09-09-2011 05:21 AM

Modern: A Prius or a Honda Element.

Older cars: A Pacer or a Gremlin. Possibly a Plymouth Arrow or Chevy Citation

cairns 09-09-2011 05:54 AM

The Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition of course!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...Pelosi2012.jpg

scottmandue 09-09-2011 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil (Post 6244213)
I drive an outback.


Got you beat... I drive an Elantra...

Ha! Take that!

scottmandue 09-09-2011 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z-man (Post 6244566)

Oh - and the least interesting man's weekend car would definitely be a Prius. Ya know, so he could put his groove on with the women...

-Z-man.

My buddy bought a old Datsun roadster (great little car!) to impress the ladies... the ladies told him he would have got more action if he had got a puppy! :D

pwd72s 09-09-2011 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z-man (Post 6244566)
Camry FTW. The car has no character, no suspension, no style. It is about the most anemic vehicle on the planet. It is perfectly made, and will go 300,000 miles without a hicc-up, but is it perfectly boring.

BTW: I don't think I could drive it for 300,000 miles -- after about 30 miles, I'd be wondering if there's a gun in the car SO I COULD SHOOT MYSELF!

Oh - and the least interesting man's weekend car would definately be a Prius. Ya know, so he could put his groove on with the women...

-Z-man.

Funny aside here. Ron Tonkin, a Portland Oregon megadealer including the Ferrari dealership, was on the east coast for an auto dealer convention on 9-11-2001. He was President of the organization then. All air travel grounded, yet he wanted to get back home. So, megabucks that he is, he bought a car to drive he & his wife home in.

Now what would this man, who could afford anything, choose?

Yep, a Camry...

Thinking about it, it was probably the perfect choice.

craigster59 09-09-2011 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil (Post 6244213)
I drive an outback.

Same here, I used to be more interesting but decided to "fly under the radar" for a bit.

The least interesting man would at least be a little bit utilitarian, I'm thinking an early 80's Dodge Rampage. Besides, he doesn't need room for passengers. Just him and the dog, no friends, no chicks, no kids...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315588038.jpg

Christien 09-09-2011 09:10 AM

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UconnTim97 09-09-2011 09:51 AM

How about a debadged Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor?

ted 09-09-2011 10:46 AM

For the losers that can't get an Ice cream truck license anymore there is always...
300,000 mile clapped out Volvo station wagon.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/oink.gif
Optional black out side windows for cruising skateboard parks.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/pukey.gif
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315593880.jpg

johnsjmc 09-09-2011 05:35 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315618488.jpg

madmmac 09-09-2011 10:22 PM

He would drive himself to drink.

chocolatelab 09-09-2011 10:23 PM

how about a chevy express awd van, wait thats what i drive......


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