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The world's least interesting man - what would he drive?
Toyota Camry
Track car: he does not track Snow car: Kia whatever suk-it cute ute |
Geo Metro
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315529370.jpg Toyota Tercel hatchback http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315529385.jpg |
Mustang!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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944!!!!
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I drive an outback.
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Ford Granada
http://www.americangranada.com/owner..._granada-1.jpg Olds Omega, fwd, 4 cyl http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/upl...344-PM.bmp.jpg |
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he can't drive.
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If he knew he was the least interesting man, he'd probably buy a flashy car.
And still be uninteresting. Which is a basic problem at all p-car gatherings. Got to be the major problem at Corvette gatherings. |
Chrysler K-car or my Toyota Sienna (Symphony Ed, of course).
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bone-stock older Minivan
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2011 Civic Coupe, least that's what my daughter says.
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What car? He takes the bus...
Jackson (trying to figure out RTD taxes at the moment) |
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Looks like you guys are having some bad weather up your way. Looks like I picked a good time to fly home to Florida. They called from the job up in Towanda today and said roads were washed out and flooding was going on everywhere. We may be shut down on the pipeline for a week. |
He'd get his partner to drive him around in her mustang.........
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The world's least interesting man - what would he drive?
A Razor
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Camry FTW. The car has no character, no suspension, no style. It is about the most anemic vehicle on the planet. It is perfectly made, and will go 300,000 miles without a hicc-up, but is it perfectly boring.
BTW: I don't think I could drive it for 300,000 miles -- after about 30 miles, I'd be wondering if there's a gun in the car SO I COULD SHOOT MYSELF! Oh - and the least interesting man's weekend car would definately be a Prius. Ya know, so he could put his groove on with the women... -Z-man. |
I actually know him, he drives a purple one of these:
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The new Honda CrossTour. I saw one today and boy was that butt ugly.
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He drives a battered Dodge Omni, but he has a rusty Fiat 850 in the garage with a very leaky engine and seized brakes that go to the floor. It would start, ''But all it needs is a fuel pump.''...
There is a milk crate where the driver's seat should be. |
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I'm gonna go with either a base model emissions laded C3 Corvette that if it weren't made out of fiberglass would of rusted into the stone age, or a 944 with rotted suspension, blown shocks, cone air filter, and a flashy paintjob. http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...98044_3732.jpg |
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Modern: A Prius or a Honda Element.
Older cars: A Pacer or a Gremlin. Possibly a Plymouth Arrow or Chevy Citation |
The Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition of course!
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Got you beat... I drive an Elantra... Ha! Take that! |
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Now what would this man, who could afford anything, choose? Yep, a Camry... Thinking about it, it was probably the perfect choice. |
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The least interesting man would at least be a little bit utilitarian, I'm thinking an early 80's Dodge Rampage. Besides, he doesn't need room for passengers. Just him and the dog, no friends, no chicks, no kids... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315588038.jpg |
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How about a debadged Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor?
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For the losers that can't get an Ice cream truck license anymore there is always...
300,000 mile clapped out Volvo station wagon.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/oink.gif Optional black out side windows for cruising skateboard parks.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/pukey.gif http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1315593880.jpg |
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He would drive himself to drink.
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how about a chevy express awd van, wait thats what i drive......
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