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a guy in the office who keeps pissing on the floor?

Last month we moved a guy from our VA office out here.

For about the last month the cleaning crew has been using straight bleach in the bathroom.

It wafts into my office and has been getting to me.

I see the cleaning woman yesterday and ask her to use something else because the bleach is making me sick.

She says someone has been pissing on the floor in front of the urinal and it's the only way she can keep it from staining the tile.

So I put up a sign this morning, the Uncle Sam pointing image and text, STOP pissing on the floor.

Most of the day no problem. Around 4 I go into the bathroom and dammit someone pissed on the floor. I recall the new guy passed my office on the way to the bathroom a few minutes earlier.

Cleaning lady comes by and we discuss it, she's happy I put up the sign but flabbergasted that someone still missed. She goes in and cleans it, I breath bleach for the next hour.

I see the guy we moved pass by my office and hear him go into the bathroom. I wait for him to come out then high tail it in there and dammit he missed and pissed on the floor.

He is a really large guy and I suspect he simply can't see what he's doing, kinda like pregnant women who can't see their feet.

Think tomorrow I'm sending a company wide email to the guys about the situation.

Rant off.

Sounds like he's marking his territory.

Go straight to him privately and tell him you're tired of stepping in his pee. Direct shame works a lot better than generalized shame.

Put an "out of order" sign on the urinal.

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Lol! Racerbvd
I'm very accurate with mine.

He'll just piss all over the toilet...

what Jeremy said

He might have a little winkie and can't get it out fast enough. But seriously..your the urine cop of the office?? too funny!

Management has it's perks :)

I wish I could honestly say that's the worst of it.

Sometimes i fantasize that I'm an assembly line worker in a paper clip factory.

There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home...

next time he goes in, sneak in after him. When he's done, rub his nose in it and swat him with a rolled up newspaper.

I've always wondered why some guys don't seem to be able to get it in the urinal. A few weeks ago I realized the same thing that you surmised today. Big guys can't see what's going on (and probably can't get close enough to the urinal).

I'm not trying to be mean, but the fat bastards need to sit the hell down if they can't get it in the urinal.

piss on the floor pisses me off too.

Problem solved...

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anonymously send him a box of adult diapers

That's probably even worse than the losers who piss all over the toilet seats in the stalls. At least most of that ends up in the toilet, and you can always go to the next stall.

In the email, request that anyone who cannot hit the urinal, use the seated position in a toilet in the stall, then say that you have a pretty good idea who the offender is, and if it continues, the person will be given the choice between using the ladies room or accepting a notice of termination.

Leave a foley catheter on his desk, with a note saying "you obviously need this.."

Webcam w/ motion sensor recording, get it on disk and fire him

Talk about throwing gas on a fire...I can see the "wimmens attacking" from here :)

He probably wouldn't mind being fired when the lawsuit is settled...