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So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
So just what exactly is a "butthole Indicator" anyway?
-My definition: A duelly pickup truck without a company sign, four doors, and an obnoxious exhaust. An instant butthole qualification is any pickup with the exhaust pipes vertical via cutouts in the bed. These 9000 pound pickups are usually purchased by short men with shorter penises, in my view. No, I haven't measured their cocks, but it isn't hard to figure out what they are compensating for! I have friends in Fort Lauderdale that have some of these really big trucks- Ford F350's with the Navistar engines, but they use them to haul yachts out of the water where they work. THAT is a REAL use of a big truck. As such, that is not a Butthole Indicator- it is a work truck. A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing. Who would own something that stupid? Well, plenty of people! I run 10 KM each day in Fort Lauderdale, and I see this one house. Two huge F250's, one diesel, one V10, and both are jacked up 4X4's. And both undercarriages could be eaten off of, and they have been this way for the past 3 years! Sick! In the United States of America, you are allowed to own and drive anything you want. While I agree with that, I have to say that there are times when common sense overrides this law, or at least should! Those trucks? They are certified BUTTHOLE indicators! Harley-Davidson choppers, along with 15 year old Honda cars with juice can mufflers are the same way: Butthole indicators! [For what it is worth, I used "butthole indicator" in place of A55hole indicator in each place!] N! |
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10-01-2011, 06:11 PM
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Butthole indicator = Prius.
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10-01-2011, 06:47 PM
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So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
Since I'm not an expert on buttholes I'll take your word for it.
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To be fair, Mr N!, some people have a Costco card and need a lifted 1Ton dually quad cab to bring home the 4 flats of diet Coke and the twin pack of jumbo Doritos. Might have to make two trips even.
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10-01-2011, 07:13 PM
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So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
A person that works in a mention of his/her daily running distance in a rant ( in metric) ......
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pretty clear indicator...
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By that logic we're all buttholes then...who needs a car that can go over the speed limit.
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10-01-2011, 08:29 PM
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10-01-2011, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
(edit: head and antlers on the other side of the wall)
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10-01-2011, 09:57 PM
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Coming from Norm, I totally thought this would be about something else
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Cool so Normy thinks I am a butt hole. I drive my full sized pick up (4X4 pump sucker) every day and usually have nothing in the back except whatever leaves happen to have fallen into it during the night. Well lets see, the 911 lives in the garage, I didn't buy the car to use as a daily, the wife drives the Mercedes as her daily (OMG a 4 door car with only one person in it I reckon she is a butt hole too) and the Boxster is down right now.
Normy you need to realize that there decisions and choices that are made by other people that make no sense to you but work for them. My definition of butt hole indicator...................narrow minded people who think just because they don't like or understand something, the ones that do are butt holes. JMO
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Scrawny little guys with their $150.00 jogging shoes, and shiny spandex running gear, out for a morning jog in the lane where my extra wide dually tire and 5" exhaust pipe protrude into really get me upset.
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10-02-2011, 05:20 AM
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I've found blatant attempts at trolling are a pretty good indicator.
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The World According to Norm.
What is it that makes some people think that "their" way of life is the ONLY way to live it? I've seen tons of stuff posted here that just boggles the mind. Being called a retard because you suggest buying a beater (GASP) instead of a new vehicle to take camping was another good one. When I see, hear, or read some thing that isn't for me, I see it as just that. Not for me. I don't get all self righteous about it, but others just can't help themselves, I guess.
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man i love coming here and getting "tri-fecta" accolades!
k-3500 duallie(doolie) (no lift) total suspension bushed/bilsteins/headers/puter mapped/magna flows/ new zoomy heads/MAF/throttle body/K&N/ gps/leer shell/6 hellas/upgraded oem lights/ warn 9000 winch/bfg's and clean as hell. zoomy finned diffy cover and tranny cover. and it just sits until i take 911 to track/score class 8 truck out/ or go hunting. jeez louise WTF was i thinking? the ultimate roadtrip mobile/the ultimate boat/trailer/car hauler mobile. and it ONLY has 113K on it. i bought from original owner w/ 93K and i STOLE IT! a TON of FUN being a "BUTTHOLE!"
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am i the WINNER!
 its fairly obvious "we aint DICKING around" are WE?
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Butthole indicator = indicator of buttholes?
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10-02-2011, 06:31 AM
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So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
Odd:
That is cool. Those hellas must melt the occasional woodland creature no? 
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