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So just what exactly is a "butthole Indicator" anyway?

-My definition: A duelly pickup truck without a company sign, four doors, and an obnoxious exhaust. An instant butthole qualification is any pickup with the exhaust pipes vertical via cutouts in the bed.

These 9000 pound pickups are usually purchased by short men with shorter penises, in my view. No, I haven't measured their cocks, but it isn't hard to figure out what they are compensating for! I have friends in Fort Lauderdale that have some of these really big trucks- Ford F350's with the Navistar engines, but they use them to haul yachts out of the water where they work. THAT is a REAL use of a big truck. As such, that is not a Butthole Indicator- it is a work truck.

A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing.

Who would own something that stupid? Well, plenty of people! I run 10 KM each day in Fort Lauderdale, and I see this one house. Two huge F250's, one diesel, one V10, and both are jacked up 4X4's. And both undercarriages could be eaten off of, and they have been this way for the past 3 years!

Sick!

In the United States of America, you are allowed to own and drive anything you want. While I agree with that, I have to say that there are times when common sense overrides this law, or at least should!

Those trucks? They are certified BUTTHOLE indicators!

Harley-Davidson choppers, along with 15 year old Honda cars with juice can mufflers are the same way: Butthole indicators!

[For what it is worth, I used "butthole indicator" in place of A55hole indicator in each place!]

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+1 and I'd add any pickup the manufacturer has stuck a "Sport" decal on.

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So just what exactly is a "butthole Indicator" anyway?

-My definition: A duelly pickup truck without a company sign, four doors, and an obnoxious exhaust. An instant butthole qualification is any pickup with the exhaust pipes vertical via cutouts in the bed.

These 9000 pound pickups are usually purchased by short men with shorter penises, in my view. No, I haven't measured their cocks, but it isn't hard to figure out what they are compensating for! I have friends in Fort Lauderdale that have some of these really big trucks- Ford F350's with the Navistar engines, but they use them to haul yachts out of the water where they work. THAT is a REAL use of a big truck. As such, that is not a Butthole Indicator- it is a work truck.

A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing.

Who would own something that stupid? Well, plenty of people! I run 10 KM each day in Fort Lauderdale, and I see this one house. Two huge F250's, one diesel, one V10, and both are jacked up 4X4's. And both undercarriages could be eaten off of, and they have been this way for the past 3 years!

Sick!

In the United States of America, you are allowed to own and drive anything you want. While I agree with that, I have to say that there are times when common sense overrides this law, or at least should!

Those trucks? They are certified BUTTHOLE indicators!

Harley-Davidson choppers, along with 15 year old Honda cars with juice can mufflers are the same way: Butthole indicators!

[For what it is worth, I used "butthole indicator" in place of A55hole indicator in each place!]

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+1 and I'd add any pickup the manufacturer has stuck a "Sport" decal on.
Gee, I guess I qualify all around according to you douchebags.
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My butthole cruiser, just sold it two weeks ago.
I like it how it is ok to own a big useless truck to pull your luxury yacht, but no mention of the guy who uses one to haul construction equipment, or materials, to maintain his home, and buisness property. Or to snow plow his lot, or tow broken cars in for repairs, or haul firewood to keep his family warm. Or maybe to have something capable of hauling your race car safely, or to bring home the occasional project car, or maybe just because I am just a dumb arse redneck, and wanted one because I think they are cool..
Any how, here is to being a butthole, I have to go now, am in the middle of putting smokestacks on my new truck.
No offense meant to you in my former post Normy, green font intended. Different strokes for different folks.
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man i love coming here and getting "tri-fecta" accolades!

k-3500 duallie(doolie) (no lift) total suspension bushed/bilsteins/headers/puter mapped/magna flows/ new zoomy heads/MAF/throttle body/K&N/ gps/leer shell/6 hellas/upgraded oem lights/ warn 9000 winch/bfg's and clean as hell. zoomy finned diffy cover and tranny cover.

and it just sits until i take 911 to track/score class 8 truck out/ or go hunting.

jeez louise WTF was i thinking? the ultimate roadtrip mobile/the ultimate boat/trailer/car hauler mobile.

and it ONLY has 113K on it. i bought from original owner w/ 93K and i STOLE IT!


a TON of FUN being a "BUTTHOLE!"
I'm not defending Norm's rant, but..

I think that he was talking about people that have these trucks with no intention of ever towing or hauling anything with them. There are folks around here that but diesel trucks as sports cars and status symbols that put on mods that make them less functional as a truck.

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Gee, I guess I qualify all around according to you douchebags.
+1 Vinney

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Heres my "butthole" mobile.. "sport sticker" and all. Bought it to move that big red thing in the background. ( had a hard time moving in with my 944....)

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Not 4 doors...a firewood hauler/hunting rig/trash hauler...But I gotta confess, if the "greens" passed a law saying only one vehicle per household? My choice would be a pickemup...
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Damn...one fine looking machine! Thanks for the post! I'll add that to my file photos.
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I like it how it is ok to own a big useless truck to pull your luxury yacht, but no mention of the guy who uses one to haul construction equipment, or materials, to maintain his home, and buisness property.
Actually, Normy says:
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A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing.
I have to agree. If the truck isn't being used for it's hauling prowess, it resembles, to some extent, peacock feathers.

I really dig my Dodge 2500. I would not give up the 8' bed for hauling, nor it's ability to haul the equipment trailer or dump trailer (both of which, kitted up are well over 10000 lbs). But why would a guy drive a big ass truck having little need for the capacity or the poor ride quality? I think the used truck market suggests that demand is weak. 3/4 ton diesel pricing does not look very strong.
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I thought Normy liked buttholes.
So Tim, would that be the definition of VASI lights on someone's back?
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I'm not defending Norm's rant, but..

I think that he was talking about people that have these trucks with no intention of ever towing our hauling anything with them. There are folks around here that buy diesel trucks as sports cars and status symbols that put on mods that make them less functional as a truck.
+1. Definitely not defending Normy (you should read some of his posts in the local paper), but here in SoFla there are more huge pick-em-ups per square mile than in West TX. And 99.9% of these trucks never see any use other than hauling some pencil-dick at 85mph while tailgating in the fast lane. On occasion, you will see a real work-truck hauling/towing something.
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If my lifestyle leads guys like Normy to call me a butthole, I'm doing something right in life.
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I saw a dually here there other day with what looked like wheels from a big rig except that it looked like it had 35 or 40 series tires on them. It was lowered in the front, had side skirts, a front air dam, huge vertical stacks in the bed, a back bumper that had no way to tow anything and looked like the guy had tried to turn it into a sports car. When I saw it, the guy was on the side of the road getting a ticket.
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:23 AM
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A ticket????

You mean kind of like this???

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Hey Normie, you don't really need a V-8, do you? You never get use all that horsepower... what's the top end on that thing?

C'mon, get yourself a Prius or a Miata and then you can be closer to what you're trying to be.

Then you can gripe about almost everyone... even people in 6-cylinder Hyundais.
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That is cool. Those hellas must melt the occasional woodland creature no?
hey at 54 yrs young, dont fool yerself yer eyesight IS GONNA GO someday. and when ya gots to wear glasses, well every bit of LUMENS HELP at night!


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every vehicle quad bike i own we have upgraded the lighting system. either adding better bulbs to OEM or adding hellas.


and ya know what...................all it takes is one freeking bunny/possum/wolverine/armadildo/dog/javelina/horse/mule/cow(moo)/elk/deer/bear/ or just some idiot without lights on his vehicle/bike etc. to PROVE THEY ARE WORTH EVERY PENNY ya spent avoiding hitting them.
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