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Allen: In space you cannot hear the guy from Home Improvement scream.

Dead Men Wanking: A story about a moturary where everything is not as it seems.


Dead Men wking: A story about a moturary where everything is not as it seems.

Saving Primate Ryan - the mission is a monkey

Glade Runner, A bounty hunter seaches for his next target in a forest clearing.

DIY Another Day

Slack Hawk Down, A lazy bird of prey can't be arsed to flap it's wings with predictable results.


Sarnie - Hitchcock does the Subway psychological when the latest footlong goes missing

Fission Impossible - Hero Madmood Dinnerjacket faces a race against time to create a nuclear empire.

The wickes man - film about a pervy sex pest from northampton

She Pianist - A Jewish female piano player runs from the Nazis in... oh you get the idea.

Back to the Suture - surgical mayhem ensues when old wounds are re-opened by time travelling surgeon...a dodgy thread indeed! har-har, riotous laugh a minute stitch up!!

Binding Nemo

Inspired by a certain Austrian father, a fish ties up his son in his basement.

Transfarmers - Agricultural and live stock specialists in disguise.

The Last and the Furious -The frustrations of a drag racer who can only afford a Neon

End of Dats - well they never really took off did they, what with CDs and all...

Maxi- Pizza delivery boy from Stoke Newington chases a gang of bank robbers in a 1970s BL hatchback.

B.A Confidential, A film about what our national carrier doesn't want you to know

Gone in 69 Seconds-Porn version of the famous film.

Lard of the Rings, starring Johnny Vegas as Frodo Baggins.

Henna - An F1 world champion dyes his hair.

Henna - A young girl assasin dyes her hair.


Attack The Clock - bunch of hoddies try to destroy Big Ben

Days of Chunder – Hot shot racing rookie Cole Trickle comes to terms with a serious gastric illness

Paws - You're gonna need a bigger litter tray.

The Breakfast Clut - One man's battle to avoid dropping his tray at the breakfast buffet.

Shred, Shred 2, Shred the third, Shred for ever after - Will Tony Blair remove all the evidence in time?

Top Gum - The story of a maverick dentist.
IronNan - An old lady with a supersuit.
SuperNan - An old lady with a secret.

The Sixth Pence - a film about a boy who wanted 6 penny sweets but could only afford 5.

Hobocop ... fighting crime while pushing around a shopping trolley of tin cans and asking for money

Farto - some criminals who arent very good at what they do get caught due to one of the bumbling hentchmen's flatulence problems

True Pies - Arnie does BTAP

Lord of the Pies - Petrol Ted does BTAP

The Gobfather - set in urban Manchester, this raw thriller focuses on one father and his enormous gob

Paws - the story of a fluffy kitten on the loose in New England.

Lord of the Rind - One offcut from a slice of bacon, to rule them all.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows - Harry goes paddling, with disastrous results!

Kindergarten Cod - how a school of young fish learned to read

The Perminator -Listen and understand. That Perminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your hair is fked.

Apocalpso. Come Dancing death match.

Bad Day at Black Cock. "It's as big as your arm!"

Get Shirty.

The Incredible Sulk. Woman gets angry over forgotten anniversary.

The Mild Bunch -

The Fast and the Curious- Vin Diesel wonders what the button marked 'NOS' is for.

Come Alone - leaving a boy alone at home in the internet era fun- will he break the wifi password before the parents return?

Gulp Fiction - a married woman willingly swallows...

Lost Action Hero - Arnie needs a map..and fast!

Die Lard - Cookery Documentary, presented by Hans Gruber


Cocky- The story of some prick who goes in and out of a ring, gets battered but always makes a comeback.

The Fark Knight - Vigilante moderation

2001 : A Spack Odyssey - Tension mounts at the first Paralympics of the Millenium


GordenEye - Bond faces off against a fat unfunny

Prelator - Roman official wreaks havoc in his new cloak

Return of the Ming - Flash has his work cut out for him this time.

The Two Powers - Dr Evil gets his comeuppance

Patriot Names - panic grips the White house as they run out of Georges

Two Males for Sister Sara - Nun Porn

Craveheart - one man's struggle against alcoholism

Killer Elise
- Cutesey plastic car from Norfolk turns serial killer, racking up victims by the dozen with lethal doses of lift-off-oversteer.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spa- Three men. One trackday.

The Light Stuff - Engineers at CERN get ahead of themselves (ooo topical)

B.A Confidential, A film about what our national carrier doesn't want you to know

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Stat Wars - Galactic Actuaries battle to the last Axiom of Probability.

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Bird on a Tire - the store of Firestone racing, oh, wait, that's a shoe with wings, isn't it?

The Fast and the Curious - Katy Perry does more than kiss a girl

Gore with the Wind - a former VP has his own solution to the gas shortage

Blackhawk Town - Chicago wins the Stanley Cup

Le Bans - Z Man's revenge

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Forest Hump

Star Warts

The Grate Escape

Petty Woman

Top Fun

Ace Ventura Wet Detective

The Butty Professor

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When Silly Met Harry. - needs no explanation.

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ... too easy. Next!

The Life of Briar : A smoking pipe is mistaken for Jesus, hilarity and crucifixion ensues. In the sequel an image of Mary appears on a piece of toast.

The Boondock Paints : A pair of Irishmen go on a tear across Boston, righting terrible color combinations and handing out swatches.

Pookeeper: Kevin James just can't let crap go.

The DEET: The Mossad must find out if Avon Skin-So-Soft really does beat traditional insect repellents.

Crazy, Stupid, Live: The crew from Jackass performs on-stage for the first time!

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Meat, An LA butchers storey

Scent on a Woman, A woman applies some perfume

The Italian Bob, Michael Caine and a star studded cast go to Italy to get a womans hair cut short

Forrest Dump-"Runs Forrest, Runs!!!"

Sad Max: bikers attack his family, he does nothing but mope around.


The Empire Strikes Sack - When Vader hits you where it hurts, it wont be the only thing that turns to the Darkside!

The Green Milk - Yes sir boss. Like the rancid drink, only not spelled the same

The Lion, The ***** and The Wardrobe: That'll learn her.

Star Wars IV - The Last Pope : An outdated and hokey religion finds its hero

Rodin - a former intelligence agent takes up sculpture.

Enema at the Gates - Bill is having trouble with IBS.

The Green Milf

Mullit - a redneck detective is determined to bring down some city slickers after they killed his main witness in a major cow tipping ring. the pickup truck duel is worth watching

The Rustler - Tupping sheep has never been so much fun

The Thining - One man's struggle against male-pattern baldness

The Pitcher - Be careful what you pick up

Spar Wars - Episode IV

It is a period of discounted WKD blue. Rebels striking from a hidden base queue for their leccy cards...

Full Meral Jacket - Japenese version of this great film

Full Metal Packet - The Terminator arrives a few years early.

Cold Boy - bizarre Korean kidnap tale set in Antarctica

Boy Story - what it's really like to be the only gay in the toy box

Abigail's Farty - it stinks

The Right Stiff - Weekend At Bernie's with mistaken identity jokes, at Mach 1+

Womb Raider - Documentary about a maverick abortionist

Bomb Raider - The Life and Times of BruceV8

F.T - An alien lands to sort out our economic mess.

City Of Cod - Something fishy is going on in Rio de Janeiro.

Kill Gill - Bill had a Sister.

Toad Trip - Toad must get that video back to his hall!

100 - The Spartans may have to kneel after all.

Turn After Reading - Clooney teaches Pitt how to use a book.

The Lost Toys - Kiefer refused to bite anyone else until teddy is found.

Full Mental Jacket. The struggle of a Vietnam veteran to take over his Daddy's straight jacket firm and keep it profitable.

Capricorn Bone. Porn flick about a mission to Mars and how the astronauts stop themselves from being bored and lonely.

Dr Evil's Advocate. The third Austin Powers movie, focussing on the mad Doctor's legal advisor

Pint Break. How Johnny Utah becomes dry after falling into alcoholism with the guilt of letting Bodhi paddle out to his death

Of Rice and Men. The struggle to establish paddy fields in the California during the Great Depression.


Raving Bull - its 1993 and Manchester's Hacienda receives an unwelcome guest...

Scatface - Pacino at his finest, when he says eat st, he really means it.

Gone in 90 seconds - fking Immobilisers

Days of Chunder - A young hot-shot stock yacht racer gets his chance to compete at the top level.

Days of Plunder - Avast me hearties, we arr going to the top, arr

Login's run-In the near future, mature PHer, MBH, tries to evade compulsory euthanasia.

Tango and Rash: One man's battle with E additives. "He KNOW'S when he's been Tangoed"

Hairy Potter. A young Greek wizard must master the art of shaving... Quickly

Mamoirs of a Geisha - The X rated version of the orignial, now on VHS in your nearest porn shop.

Kelly's Herons. fish loving birds take on the Nazi menace

Coastaway - Tom Hanks narrates about England's coast but finds himself talking to himself as no one watches

Schindlers Lost - More trouble for Jewish refugees as they find they've been going in circles

Geriatric Park - A tale of genetics gone mad in a retirement home.

Schindlers Lisp - wartime factory owner overcomes speech impediment

Hone with the Wind - An exciting tale of air powered grinding and sharpening.

Dai Hard - Welsh cop, Dai Hard, gives chavs a dose of their own medicine as they hold sheep hostage on a Brecon farm

Top Gin - Tom Cruise's epic search for a better spirit than Bombay Sapphire?

Hell boy II - The Golden Shower - Things get kinky in the bedroom with our Hero and Liz.

The Hoonies - a group of young, likeminded car enthusiasts search for a deserted b-road?

The Dark Night - Alfred forgets to pay Master Wayne's electric bill. Chaos ensues - they can't find anything in that bloody cave.

Vanishing Paint. Ex-racing driver and ex-cop nicks emulsion and legs it in a muscle car.

Sump Scraper

Van on fire- film about a van on fire.

Shaun of the Read - A young mans struggle to find anything new in his local library.

The Blair ***** Project - Cherie aims to take over the world.

Dude, Where's My Cat? - The story of an MP and his hidden pussy.

The Butterfly Affect - Change one letter, Change the meaning of the word.

Johnny Engrish - Man travels to China to laugh at poorly translated signs.

The Spa Next Door - voyeur porn

Toot Fairy - Tinkerbell sprinkles more than stardust!

Hen in Rome - chick flick romcom.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lighting Thief - dark caper movie.

stter Island - it's a kazi in a lake.

Greek Zone - Soldiers in slippers with pom-poms on a tour of duty in Iraq

Our Family Welding - Docudrama about a family's relationship with heated metal.

The Bunty Hunter - Can our hero find the lost girl's comic and claim the reward?

C[u]melot - Sir Lancelot and Guinevere have fun on the Round Table.
Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Lift - Otis rules.
The Kong and I - Anna and an ape in Siam.
National Vulvet - Liz Taylor as you've never seem her before
Sergeant Pork - The Col opens new franchise.
A Streetcat Named Desire - Marlon meows.
Three Little Pugs - Chavved up and slammed sick.

Petty Woman - the story of s we who thinks she deserves more.

Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?

Picnic at Hanging Cock.

Gorillas in The Miso....the night they'll never forget at Nobu
The Jizz Singer...Marc Almond Biopic
St Elmo's Firm...Ally Sheedy and Demi Moore take on Millwall fans during their infamous 1978 pre-season USA tour
Dial J for Murder...Brilliant dyslexic Hitchcock thriller

A Cock-Work Orange hehe

29 Days Later - And shes still not on the blob, st

Creif Encounter - Aliens visit small Scottish town and wonder what all the fuss is about, especially when Perth just along the road and they have a KFC

Eyes Wide ***** - A week of constipation finally comes to an end...

Tootles the Taxi

Schindler's Lift - The Nazis use escalators
No Country for Odd Men - I'd better get my coat
The Fridge at Remagen - Veteran Russian front commander is sent to save the supply of cold beers
The Cattle of Britain - Never in the field of bovine conflict.....
The Longest Dad - Mine's bigger than yours....
Hadagascar - Then the LPG tank blew up

King Dong

"Nuns on the Rum" What really happens behind the closed doors of the convent.

"EG" what it might be like if an alien was left on earth for a while.

WILL-E - An old trash collecting bot meets a new model sexbot and follows it to get a break in adult robot entertainment movies.

Plow - Johnny Depp stars in the recounting of true story about a man who was responsible for supplying 80% of all plows between 1975 and 1987

Walk the Lime - A derranged Cash takes a lime for a walk on a piece of string

Mars Needs Bums - A load of Martians attempt to steal Uranus

***** - Will Smith attempts to help men win the woman of their dreams only to find true love (who then divorces him and takes half of all his earnings)

Independance Gay - One mans struggle against an Alien Intruder

Jurassic Bark - John Hammond mixes a poodles DNA with a dinosaurs with hilarious consequences (korean subtitles)

Pretty in Pine...Molly Ringwald looking good in a cheap coffin
Field of Breams...Kevin Costner hears a voice urging him to fill his cornfield with fish. They die within minutes.
Douching The Void...Fat birds on bidets.
Carlito's Gay...Rather you tell him than me.
Bin Hur...A documentary about every PH thread seeking relationship advice about a cheating spouse.

Three men and a Babe - Tom Selleck, Ted Danson & Steve guttenburg help a pretty girl enjoy an "airtight" experience (Cert 18)

The Right Staff, An epic tale of a quest to select a bull terrier puppy

The Silence of the Limbs: Clarice tells him how she was orphaned and relocated to a relative's farm, where she discovered a limb slaughterhouse and made a failed attempt to rescue one of the limbs.

The Wicker Nan...Tales of a red hot granny


Marsh Attacks - Jodie Marsh on the warpath
The cars that hate Paris - more motoring problems for Paris Hilton
Play Misty for men - Clint wasn't expecting that
Flock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Cookery show involving mutton stew and kippers.
Fright Club - wimps hiding behind the sofa
Romper Stooper - Neo-nazis with bad backs

The Thingy - A film about somthing or other.

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