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Joeaksa 10-18-2011 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6317328)
Trust me yer better off, buy a crock pot and a "how to" book.

Sounds like someone who has been there...

Sad thing is that I still eat ramen noodles like I did in college... and like them!

Tonight will be a porterhouse steak though!

944Larry 10-18-2011 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by livi (Post 6317270)
Todays gourmet dinner.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1318953472.jpg

Sent this picture to my brother who is also single. The laconic reply was "I canīt make out exactly what course that is from the picture, but I am sure I have had it once or twice."..

OH GOODY THEN! :rolleyes:

Don't know what it is but I know there isn't ENOUGH of it!

livi 10-18-2011 09:48 PM

Actually I eat a fairly nutritious breakfast.



Three times a day several days per week.. :D

You guys are the best!

Rikao4 10-19-2011 08:42 AM

assume your using this as well..http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1319042478.jpg

Rika SmileWavy

red-beard 10-19-2011 10:51 AM

Livi - shipping friday...

Dueller 10-19-2011 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 6318113)
Sounds like someone who has been there...

Sad thing is that I still eat ramen noodles like I did in college... and like them!

Tonight will be a porterhouse steak though!

AMEN...(ribeye tho')



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1319051383.jpg


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1319051479.jpg

jorian 10-19-2011 11:26 AM

Todays gourmet dinner.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1318953472.jpg

At least you're not drinking the wine out of a Mason jar.

ZLP 10-19-2011 11:31 AM

Eating like that isn't doing anything good for your physique either and won't help out your single status...

epbrown 10-19-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Oh Haha (Post 6318065)
Hang in there, Markus. I had just about given up all hope of finding a suitable lady after my divorce. When I stopped looking was when we met.

I always hear that - when I wasn't looking, suddenly I was married. There's a word for that - ambushed! ;)

krystar 10-19-2011 12:34 PM

bachelor chinese homecooking by colors

1) heat oil
2) add minced garlic, ginger, salt, and sliced meat of your choice.
3) add something red, something yellow, and something green.
4) stir fry 2-3minutes until done
5) serve over steamed white rice

red stuff: peppers (bell or chili), carrots, tomatos, red onion
yellow stuff: peppers, potatoes, squashes, corn, mushrooms
green stuff: anything leafy veggie.

Tobra 10-19-2011 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by livi (Post 6317294)
Mind you, that was not breaded meat. The surface of the meat looked more like the snot from a two year old..

not green enough

Cooking class is good. Crock pot is a truly wonderful invention.

Being able to cook got me more trim than everything else I ever tried. You want to cook at her place though. Then, they don't know where you live and you don't have that awkward trying to get them to leave in the morning thing.

slakjaw 10-19-2011 12:42 PM

Dude. Call a hooker and have her fix you a proper meal. Damn!

red-beard 10-19-2011 01:11 PM

He needs to hire a housekeeper. The house will be clean, meals fixed nicely, and he'll get about as much sex as with the wife...And it will be cheaper...

Shaun @ Tru6 10-19-2011 01:22 PM

Do you have a picture of the box?

dtw 10-19-2011 01:32 PM

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Do you have a picture of the box?
Dude he said he's single. Pay attention.

Shaun @ Tru6 10-19-2011 02:17 PM

yeah, I know but I would love to see what it's supposed to look like, and what it's called. are those tater tots?

slow&rusty 10-19-2011 02:42 PM

Single life is great..enjoy it.

Tobra 10-19-2011 03:42 PM

Not tater tots, soylent beige

Por_sha911 10-19-2011 03:48 PM

Livi: you need to get out more.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1319068090.jpg

artplumber 10-19-2011 04:54 PM

The kind of cool thing with the crockpot is that you can add a little something to it everytime you eat some, so it's always a little different. Just don't add bay leaves in that scenario, the food will get bitter.

When I was single, sometimes I wouldn't have a regular "meal" just so I didn't have to wash dishes. Of course w/kids that may not work out so well.


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