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Is your spouse a smart***?
I don't know how long it's been there on my desk, just noticed it now. I do appreciate some good subtle humor though. What are some of the little things your's has done?
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10-29-2011, 04:23 AM
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Fortunately.....I am solo......and therefore do not have this type of entertainment to enjoy. :P
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Not this one....
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10-29-2011, 04:48 AM
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Yes. One of the traits I love the most about her. Her pickup line to me 22 years ago was "Don't you guys have jobs?"
Kept the pace up ever since.
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10-29-2011, 04:56 AM
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My wife loved that pic. I am the smart a** in these parts
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10-29-2011, 05:30 AM
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KLM2500HD,
That is funny! If that is her sense of humor, I am sure her other qualities are just as fine! Thanks for the uptick for a start of the weekend.
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I'm the smartazz in the family. She's got a pretty good sense of humor, but I have to be careful to not push it to extremes.
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10-29-2011, 07:46 AM
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My wife made my lunch for the next day and when I unwrapped the sandwich I noticed that there was a bite taken out of it... made me giggle.
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10-29-2011, 08:22 AM
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Smartass as in funny or just a smart ass? I have a DIL that is definitely the latter. I try not to be in the same room.
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10-29-2011, 09:17 AM
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That's funny. I am the smartass and the dumbass in our family, she told me so.
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One of the pearls he bestowed on me was " Son , it's better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass " I try not to fall into the second category but do from time to time.
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10-29-2011, 10:58 AM
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My ex wives were smart *sses.
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10-29-2011, 11:17 AM
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I'm definitely the smarta$$ here... I cross the line too often.
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10-29-2011, 11:20 AM
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Beth is, to put up with me she has to be!!!
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 She got a huge laugh out of it at work the next day. One of her co-workers actually thought it was romantic! Guess I'm the smart-ass in the family!
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That "well driven 944" looks like it would have a crapload of understeer.
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I was a dumbass before I became a smartass after which I reflected on my past behavior and became a wiseass then jokingly called my ex-wife a fatass which set me back to being a dumbass.
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