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GWN7 12-05-2011 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 6406763)
I know you're not in the dating loop, Lube. I ain't no prize, and when my marriage crumbled, my bruised ego made me feel like no woman would ever wanna touch my peepee again. But in 6 months of dating 12-13 women... a doctor, a few nurses, a paramedic, an engineer, 2 different attorneys, a teacher and various secretaries/admin assistants/saleswomen...I'm not talking green toother redneck bar whores here...I did/could have slept with all but ONE on the first date. And that one gave it up on the second date. Not bragging...its the friggin' norm out there apparently.

I know, I know...I can make the decison to not stick my dick in crazy and in fact have...but they come on as so stable initially. Until the third date. Then they somehow construe the exchange of body fluids as a commitment. And if you turn down the cat....they try even harder.

So keep your $25. :D

When women decide to sleep with you, don't turn them down or you will be the ********* forever. Just go for it :)

Try and keep the exchange of body fluids to a minimum..... some 40 yr olds have delusions of still wanting children and yep those ones are really batchit crazy. :)

March will be my 25th anniversary of my divorce, so I guess I'm qualified to be a club member :)

RANDY P 12-06-2011 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GWN7 (Post 6413473)
When women decide to sleep with you, don't turn them down or you will be the ********* forever. Just go for it :)

Try and keep the exchange of body fluids to a minimum..... some 40 yr olds have delusions of still wanting children and yep those ones are really batchit crazy. :)

March will be my 25th anniversary of my divorce, so I guess I'm qualified to be a club member :)

2nd that. Sex is what women give to get love, men give love to get sex. If you can keep her coming back after the first round, well there you go. It's YOUR show.

Most of us males go through life wishing we can bag supermodels and homecoming queens. If you are fortunate enough to have that much innate talent then ya, I guess you can be a bit picky of who you play with. Some George Clooney type can afford it.

The rest of us just have to experiment, get out there, and hopefully find a chick that isn't crazy, is considerate, and won't make you the butt of your jokes with your friends. I'm never going to bag a supermodel, but what the hell, I'll come close enough for a big, aging, loud brown guy.

One thing is for certain, you have to get out there, practice and learn about yourself and what you will do and won't do, and learn how to deal with the opposite sex if you ever want to be confident in this dept. You never know who you meet out there. Most of the headaches come from not understanding both sides of the table.

If you don't understand what you want, how can anyone else?

rjp

PS- if you are going to date a chick who came from a broken home, be careful. She's gonna be a mess. Try to find one with a good family life and relationships if you want peace.

RANDY P 12-06-2011 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 6406763)
But in 6 months of dating 12-13 women... a doctor, a few nurses, a paramedic, an engineer, 2 different attorneys, a teacher and various secretaries/admin assistants/saleswomen.

Every 3rd week is strange!

DUDE. what's the trick?

You make it sound like this is a BAD thing.



rjp

12own911 12-06-2011 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 6413332)
So . . . . . Wait.

You say she's disinterested because she doesn't share your interest in:

Live bands,
The Music Business,
Electronics,
Disneyland,
and Autocross?

SHE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!

As a woman, I would have to agree that 'that woman' is crazy... :cool:

Dueller 12-06-2011 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 12own911 (Post 6413932)
As a woman, I would have to agree that 'that woman' is crazy... :cool:

Congrats....you've passed the test to be admitted to our women's auxillary!SmileWavy

nostatic 12-06-2011 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by imcarthur (Post 6411919)
Any night but Sunday - which is teardown. Same space as last year - Hall A Booth 6998.

Ian

I'm in - I'll likely be down there at least 2 of the days (one of which will be Sunday when I bring home my bass :D)

Dueller 12-08-2011 09:19 AM

Think I found a new tact...Old Fashioned Newspaper personal ads!!!!:D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1323364768.jpg

porsche4life 12-08-2011 09:29 AM

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First one of you to get laid off of a date from here, wins the medal....

RANDY P 12-08-2011 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6419173)
Online Christian Dating for Christian Singles | Join Free @ Christian Mingle


First one of you to get laid off of a date from here, wins the medal....

I'll bet that's not nearly as hard as you think- nothing is more prudent than a reformed prostitute.

Going to church is like Bondo for your Soul.

rjp

Oracle 12-08-2011 07:20 PM

I'm in too..
And I won't get technical cause I know I'm "watched"..

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 6406608)
I'm in.

Won't bore you with the details and I don't like getting personal on the net but trust me - it's bad. Very bad.



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