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Never waste a hard-on.
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dont sweat the small stuff.
Strange post after one about a hard-on. Strictly a coincidence. |
don't let your ***** run your life
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Good, fast, cheap - you can only pick two.
Always carry a knife. Trust - but verify. |
Install sod green side up.
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Don't get Herculiner on your hootus.
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When in a public rest room, only touch the seat with your foot to raise and lower it.
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Don't get any on ya.
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Make sure the horse is all the way in the barn before you zip up.
Don't marry your first .50 cent piece. Do not tease large predators. If you want to get what your getting, keep doing what your doing. |
All cats are grey in the dark but some purr louder than others...
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Don't wear a metal hat in a thunderstorm...
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Quote:
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Easy come easy go, don't forget to tie your shoes.
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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit in the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim |
Don't admit you like Nickelback...
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Don't put sticky tape in hairy places.
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If it aint broke - don't fix it.
If it seems too good to be true... In real estate the deal of a lifetime comes around about every three months. |
If it moves and it shouldn't - Duct tape...
It it should move but doesn't - WD40.... |
look both ways before you cross the road
be good to your mother |
Step on a crack, break your mamas back.
Nice guys finish last. |
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