If you mess with the bull, you get the horns

Jackson

Always be careful doing something you can't un-do.

Never use IcyHot on your testicles...

Oooh. In HS I had a friend who forgot to wash his hands after using Tiger Balm and then went to go pee. Similar result.

I screamed like a little girl and got in the shower fully clothed.....not fun.....especially, when this brilliant idea comes to you in BCT and there's an entire platoon of guys laughing like he!!...

if she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you.

It's OK to fart while peeing, not OK to pee while farting...

Don't feed the trolls.

If it's worth fixing, do it right the first time....

Clean Mind . . . Clean Body Pick One

Ay our age, let me add two others to complete the trilogy....


Never pass up a bathroom;

Never waste an erection.:cool:

Better to have and not need, than to need and not have.

If you don't have time to do it right, you will have to find the time to do it twice.

When the chips are down, the bull is empty.

If everything seems to be going well you've overlooked something.

The early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

Never give up, never surrender

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets
right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.


Some car-specific tips:

When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The best way to make a small fortune racing cars is to start with a large one.

Stand on it till you see God, then tap the brakes gently.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough

If you spin often enough, sooner or later you'll hit an apex.

Don't p i s s off Z-man

Go ugly early

Get in before a stupid thread gets locked.

I have a computer sitting in the corner....

Stupidity is instantaneous.

Get a spell checker

Oh man! This was ringing in my ears when I had food poisoning two days ago!

know when to hold 'em

You might have time for two