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How do I get rich
I want a newer porsche. Those cost more than I can afford. Do I pretty much need to own my own business to get rich? What did you guys do to get rich?
I have very little capital. Plus I'm married with kids and my wife doesn't work. I'm a numbers guy and credentialed. I do ok, but not for socal. Thinking of starting my own company. I know how well those annuity wholesalers and reps do, I want a slice of that action. this needs to be something I can do outside of my regular job, at least while I get started. Any of you rich dudes out there, please share your success stories and advice. |
6-14-21-33-34-42 Keep trying. :rolleyes:
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I should be playing the lotto, good advice. I just need to stay away from vegas.
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You need to produce more economic activity than you consume by a wide-enough gap to cover what you want to buy.
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Just write a great novel that gets made into a hit movie or write and sing a top hit song.
Invent a neat gadget that everyone needs or wants. Get real good at golf. |
OR .......find a sugar momma.......eeeeeeeeeeaasy way to do it
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Sugar Momma. That is my next plan. Screw marrying for love, I am hitching the next one up for money. :)
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I'm already married. No sugar mama for me.
Although her money would be nice, what if shes really ugly? I wouldn't even be able to get it up to satisfy her and earn my keep |
thats why your eyes have lids...
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Buy a large warehouse or old church etc. in downtown Detroit.
Fix it up for apts., condos or even an urban hotel. You will make a LOT of $$ |
I'm planning on using my young looks to find me a good lookin sugar momma... ;)
And no, it hasn't worked yet... Plan B is to be a ruthless business man and make my millions on the backs of my employees... |
Make yourself really good looking and smart. Go from there!
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Hookers and blow. Illegal fire arms to mexico. there are lots of ways.
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Your free to borrow my strategy: Knock up an anesthesiologist.
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You'd think they would be smart enough to not let that happen...
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put the wife to work for starters
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For one thing you will have to stop thinking about Porsches.. if the goal is to be rich, you gotta focus about thinking about making money... not spending much money, not loosing money, making sure your money turns in to more money.. Basically you gotta be on the case 24/7 and work hard for a bunch of years..
Then at some point in the future, you might end up being rich enough to be able to pay for a Porsche out of pocket.. If you can't do it out of pocket, you are basically impatient and not rich enough to be called "rich". |
law school followed directly by medical school and then an anesthesia residency--->turn expert witness. mo money, mo money, mo money.
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Go into Politics.
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How To Get Rich
I don't care what the product or service is. A guy that kicks ass washing peoples' nasty trash cans will do quite well. With business, it's not the idea that makes the money - it's the implementation. |
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stop having kids, to start
get painfully frugal put your woman to work (day care) then parlay your money |
The wife would work for me if I start my own company.
I get requests to be an expert witness all the time. I thought it was a scam. |
Easy. List out what you are willing to give up to get rich. The value of what you give up will roughly equal what you get.
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Skip getting rich and learn how to steal cars so you can boost a new one at the dealer. (and then drive it like you stole it)
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What do you like doing?
I mean . . . . besides "getting rich?" whatever the fk that is. |
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Get elected to Congress or get appointed as a federal judge...
T SmileWavy |
Invest in the sins alcohol, tobacco, prostitution, gambling (don't gamble invest in gambling) and last but not least invest in death. Yep, open a mortuary, embalming business or crematory. Everybody gotta die sometime.
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1. Go horribly into debt. 2. Be patient. Both suck. Depends on how bad you want one! |
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You got a day job, now you need a part-time business where your wife can contribute. Something you like that can make you some dinero..that you can save (low overhead expense). YOu will need to put in a bunch of years living at the bone..to build up capital. Way below income level. Ten years ago I could have suggested where you could have put that capital, but now...everything is a role of the dice... All in all I think Big Cap stocks that pay healthy dividends along with Google and Apple are still good bets. Perhaps rental property |
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