Sobchak don't roll on Shabbos.

Walter Sobchak dabbled in pacifism...

The dude abides.

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

I thought my wife was from Iowa?

Buddy Hackett said to his wife, "I want to be cremated."

She replied, "How about Tuesday?"

the average age of the engineers cheering for Apollo 11 from the control room was 26.

Our moon is drifting away from us about 1" per year.
The moon's gravitational pull on the oceans creates about a 14' bulge in the oceans, highest during new and full moons.

If the tide is caused by the moons gravity causing a 'bulge', and the earth spins on it axis once a day - why are there two high tides per day?

same reason that the moon eclipses the sun almost perfectly and yet the sun is many times larger...its because there really isn't a moon or sun...we are part of a large computor program and that part of the code writing was done by the one who wrote the logic for numbers, music and the line of the Cayman - it all makes sense. Unfortunitly the one that wrote the code for women, politics and the Dallas Cowboys was smoking crack...

the space shuttle booster rockets' diameters can be traced to the width of horse butts.

Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently.

my ex got fat.

I'll see your getting fat and raise you became a drunkard.

I know it's not nice, but I can't wipe the grin off my face when I think about that :D

Miss Cleo the TV psychic's company was charged by the FTC with deceptive advertising, billing and collection practices.

Miss Cleo did not see that coming.

Aibohphobia is fear of palindromes.

In 2003 Cat Stevens won the "World Social Award" for "humanitarian relief work helping children and victims of war".

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges

since everybody here is a comedian, i'll continue with fun facts....

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by removing one olive from each salad served in first class.

oh no you didn't.