and to think I had a silver liver...

Also:
"Beside the point", not "besides the point."
Drives me nuts.

Also, a bit of southern Ohio trivia:
Never say: "Y'all aren't" or "Y'all ain't." It's "Yaint."

Gullible rhymes with orange - if you say it slow. :D

Isn't the proper term homosexual?

No matter what's listed, Elvis never wrote or co-wrote any of his songs.

Florida is the only state with 2 time zones.

The entire population of termites in the world weigh more than the entire population of humans.

Idaho has two time zones.

^^ Before all of Indiana began recognizing daylight savings time no one from out of state could ever figure out what time it was. Come to think of it, there may still be some counties that stick with God's time.

That fact was told to me by a drunk chick in a Tiki Bar in the Fla. Keys. At least I think so, it's all a blur.... Maybe she meant The Keys is the only place where everyone gets drunk twice in one day.

or maybe she lost her keys in two different timezones...

Kwone you need a medical dictionary...

....if the patient wont behave you Kwone em

80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women
- Random Facts of life

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champange will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

it'll do that in ginger ale, too.

During good sex, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

And Spaghetti, It came from China

The most Northerly USA state is Alaska - thats easy

The most Westerly state is .......... Alaska - it's closer to the 180 degree meridian than Hawaii.

The most Southerly state is .............Hawaii - way closer to the equator than any other the others.

The most Easterly state is ............ Alaska!!!!! Some of its islands cross over the 180 meridian and are therefore in the Eastern hemisphere. That's why the international date line does its zig-zag to keep them in the same time zone as the rest of the state.

The Lion King, She's the Man, Ten Things I Hate About You and West Side Story all have one thing in common - they are adaptations of works by William Shakespeare.

Lion King = Hamlet
She's the Man = Twelfth Night
Ten Things I Hate About You = The Taming of the Shrew
West Side Story = Romeo and Juliet

Your kids have been studying Shakespeare without even knowing it!!

2011 top 10 most stolen cars in Canada.

2009 Toyota Venza 4-door
1999 Honda Civic SiR 2-door
2000 Honda Civic SiR 2-door
2006 Ford F350 Pickup Truck 4WD
2002 Cadillac Escalade EXT 4-door AWD
2006 Chevrolet TrailBlazer SS 4-door 4WD
2007 Ford F350 Pickup Truck 4WD
2001 Pontiac Aztek 4-door AWD
1998 Acura Integra 2-door
1999 Acura Integra 2-door

What kind of cracked out jacka55 would steal an aztek?!?!?