"has all the goodies"

[pavulon]

Does anyone conisder buying anything advertised with this phrase? To me, it screams "I probably don't know what I'm talking about and I'm too lazy to figure and/or write it out."

[pwd72s]

"has all the goodies" works well describing some women.

[pitargue]

I hate the term "clean" when it comes to describing cars.

What? If you wash your car before selling it, it's somehow better?

[krystar]

like buying a car "loaded" ?

[HardDrive]

I love photos of project cars that are $20K+ from going down the road, and it says, "I've done all the hard work, it just needs a few odds and ends!"

Yeah, like wiring....and an interior...and paint......

[McLovin]

When a seller uses the term "tasteful upgrades," unvariably they are neither.

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by NotaBRG

I've always liked "Looks good for it's age"

That's a term I usually use for women....actually I use that term far to often.

[fastfredracing]

The air conditioning, works, just needs a charge.

[pavulon]

...and "rust free" on a car that's recently been "restored".

[vash]

Ran perfectly before we stored it.

[Hugh R]

Pride of ownership

[pavulon]

was owned by a doctor

[jorian]

"original miles" as opposed to say, unoriginal ones.

Also broken english ads:

needs replaced - really? what did you replace those needs with?
new breaks
top of the line Porche Chyenne

[azasadny]

"Only needs ________, which is easily fixed". If that was true, why didn't the seller fix it?

[Aurel]

Engine running perfectly, only needs a quarter of oil every 500 miles.

[onlycafe]

a real head turner.

[pwd72s]

"easily restored for concours" Means rust bucket as well as a mechanical nightmare.

[crustychief]

Older owner, very sporty car, only driven on weekends ( yeah at autocrosses and D.E.s ).

[pavulon]

one owner...I bought it from him 4 years ago.

[RWebb]

owned by little old lady (from Pasadena)