Joe Bob |
02-01-2012 10:45 PM |
I had a date*....heh...it could happen.....*
She was my age.....short, perky, blonde, (NOT A FUCHINBATSCHITREDHED), she liked me*
Keep referring to the 'it could happen' quote.....because...it could...happen...
She was me....with boobs....she liked me....we had fun.....
Then her ******* brother showed up...hmmmmm, he was flabby, drunk and a dip ****.....he tripped over my size 7 UGG boots. He fell and crushed his Mount Blanc pen and had a serious puncture to his pectoral implant........
Oi....I grabbed my newish date and took her to her castle....the code on the gate was "0"......."1"......."2"........."3"
.........crap....
1234 was the code......I went inside, got laid woke up and left....never saw again since yesterday....
HEY...it could happen.....
|