David Letterman's Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women

[Dueller]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women







And here we go...



#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.



#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.



#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.



#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"



#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....







#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[Jim Richards]

Perfect!

[J P Stein]

Guns have a safety & don't just "go off".

[Schumi]

I like guns but I don't prefer them over women.

Women were the reason guns were invented. Think about that....

[pegasus9]

That was great. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!

[red-beard]

Somehow I doubt Letterman wrote those...