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Your spouse ever hit anybody?
Other than you.
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03-03-2012, 11:00 AM
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I saw her punch her brother once, she was mad and got even madder when we laughed, she's 5'3", 110 pounds and he is 6'7", 270 and solid, what made her madder was his fake crying
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03-03-2012, 12:05 PM
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My wife plays roller derby.
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03-03-2012, 12:15 PM
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I've been with a couple that could really whoop some ass when pissed off enough. I'm talking PCP strength. Psycho.
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03-03-2012, 12:32 PM
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Cool!
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03-03-2012, 01:17 PM
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No. She knows I'll let her get away with it. Besides, she hits like a girl.
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03-03-2012, 02:10 PM
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About 10 years ago, my wife and I were 20 minutes into a movie at the theater when this guy walks in with the extra large tub of popcorn and matching soda. I forget what the movie was, but almost the entire theater was empty. I guess the latecomers eyes had not adjusted to the light, but either way, he decided that he was going to climb across us to sit in the same row. As he stepped in front of my wife I heard a really solid whack of what sounded like a croquet mallet against his shins followed by a yelp of pain as he crashed to the floor spilling his popcorn and coke everywhere. My wife said he stepped on her foot, but I think she just whacked him in the shins for walking into the movie 20 minutes late.
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03-03-2012, 02:30 PM
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That is the funniest thing I have read all day.
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03-03-2012, 02:43 PM
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Does with the car count???
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03-03-2012, 02:58 PM
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I've got an ex who im pretty sure killed 3 people and impersonated a medical professional......does that count?
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03-03-2012, 03:00 PM
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It not only counts, it requires you to share the story!
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03-03-2012, 03:02 PM
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Shuie, that is some funny schit
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03-03-2012, 03:11 PM
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Size of the fight in the dog....not the reverse.
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03-03-2012, 04:35 PM
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Why the question Randy?
Did somebody forget to duck?
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03-03-2012, 04:45 PM
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Not yet. She's taken quite a bit of Tae Kwon Do and Krav Maga. If she ever does hit someone, they're not going to soon forget it.
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03-03-2012, 09:23 PM
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My wife told me of all kinds of regular fights she would get in, in high school. Not the usual stuff in the locker bay or walking down the aisle type of ****.
She said it was the meet me in the alley type of fights. the kind with no supervision. That's crazy. I saw her go off on a guy in a gas station once because he said something smart to me from a distance. She has mellowed now, but I wish she was still the same. I like that part of her. I've seen her stop the car in a parking lot and get out and walk up to some poor housewifes window and get right in her face, because she got cut off looking for a parking spot. I love it. |
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03-03-2012, 09:48 PM
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BTW, be sure and tell her sometime that she's stupid for doing that. If you care that she continues to live and breathe. Oh, wait... you said you've seen her do that to "some poor housewife." I guess she picks her battles, huh... aka not wanting to take on someone who might get out of the car and mess her up. 
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03-04-2012, 12:23 AM
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Mine could kick the carp out of a large percentage here, not totally true as she would have you in a submission hold. If you didn't settle down then she would break whatever she was holding.
Just sparing she's broken my fingers before and I'm pretty sure she cracked my ribs once.
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03-04-2012, 04:29 AM
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Started with "Ever hit on anyone else's spouse?" then another guy posted "Your spouse ever hit on anybody?" so, I thought, why not take out the "on"... |
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03-04-2012, 11:29 AM
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NOt my wife but my grandmother. She was 72 at the time.
The entire family was at Mardi Gras, the kids were in the truck bed as the floats went by, some grandmother type was standing in between the truck and the floats. As the beads were thrown to the kids this old woman was grabbing them the same time as the kids were, she would rip the beads out of thier hands. My Grandmother gave her a warning, twice. The old girl kept it up, after several more times of this my Grandmother hauled off and punches the shiet out of her. With a bloody nose she moved down the street, with my Grandmother giving her hell all the way. Never messed with Granny again. |
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03-04-2012, 12:13 PM
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