nah..it's called life.

in college i had a super insane hottie dump my entire kitchen garbage can into my bed..(yup a futon). of course i was 20 years old ;) now i take the garbage out before "Date nite!" j/k.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

I've read all your posts JoeBob, and I still remain clueless. :)

...and ignore that troll. From what I've seen he has nothing better to do that read threads looking to solicit anger. Mommy issues perhaps...

No hard on, JB... Just giving you hell like I would and do, pretty much everyone else here, but since most of them are capable of acting somewhere around their own age, they deal with it.... ;)

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Now as far as pissing women off..... Treat them with enough respect, and show them that you are a really good guy, and they will overlook a flaw or two....

I have underwear older than you, Sid.....no need of any input from you.

I treat women very well, it's the batschitcrazy ones I have an issue with. It seems the single ones MY age are crazier than I am. Go figure.

Just trying to have fun......

Joe, my age has nothing to do with my intelligence, or knowing how to treat someone. I don't dismiss what you say purely because you are old.



Now I may dismiss it because you are nuts, but that's irrelevant.

Well there you go.... her problem is obviously dementia. :D
(or maybe she stroked during sex)

Joe, you need to move to "The Villages" in Florida...Look for a widow, not a divorcée

was this a close encounter of the third kind?

and BTW...

what do you expect from a redhead? I mean really? Don't try to change the woman!

that is because they all started out cute, cuddly & innocent with nice, wonderful personalities

but over time, they encountered men -- that drove them crazy

Z, you may have to take James' advice and move to Florida.

It's probably the only way to achieve closure in this case. :eek:

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It could be worse..........

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Good advice but so often ignored.

Girls like bad boys and boys like crazy.

Ever consider that some of the dicks are why women go crazy? Leaves an awful mess for the next person to clean up.
Eventually, there won't be ay sane women left...only type of "less crazy" to chose from.

I am embarassed to admit that I followed the original thread-I am older than Joe Bob and was willing him on...
The only reason for an outcome such as this is that she found out about this thread--Joe Bob?

Two different gals and no....they don't follow this thread(s)...they don't even know where I live or my real name.

Sometimes its best to just have a good time and celebrate the moment and move on. Seems as if the good ones are far and few between.

Dating women without telling them your real name.

If you do the above, you waive the right to ***** about anything to do with the relationship.

I am speechless, what kind of a subhuman rat are you?

You're beyond me. Poor women, they're older and desperate and here you are, stealing from them.

People like you deserve eternal loneliness and it looks like karma is working.

This is fine as long as all involved know the game.

Wait, you wear old underwear on top of all this?

Text her back, and use her roomates name. chicks love that.

stfu.

Just out of intellectual curiosity...

Where were your hands while she was driving your cabriolet?

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My hands were under my arm pits.....like that gal on SNL.

Since I live in my Momz basement, I have three foil helmets...one for everyday wear, one formal and the last for Church of the Spaghetti Monster......it matches my electronic monitor that the court mandates that I wear.

This is the internet......some of us have more fun than others.

Joe Bob is my name and I play the game

What a buncha Maroons.....:rolleyes:

This is not in green txt so I'll assume you're not joking.

Really Joe? Why?

If you ever got a peek at my wedding tackle you'd see why the women go crazy...

...they ended up in the 5150 ward from laughing hysterically.

Awesome!

He tells the girls he's a secret agent.

Double naught spy!

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Note the "Coboy" hat.:D

joe bob - am completely in with you here, on the edge on my seat !!! That text would drive crazy as in: WTF did I do to you @2am???

If I hadda guess I bet that text was sent at 2 a.m. by someone watching the Lifetime channel thru the bottom of a Vodka bottle.

If I responded at all it'd be something like: "I thought we were on the barter system."

WOW, though I do agree with you! We need some more of that de-trolling spray! I'm not even a target of his, have called out his racism and sexism, zero response. Guess I'm right on target. Hey look another name on the list and I no longer have to look at smallo-930!



Joe Bob,

Please take this in the spirit intended of poking you in the ribs and saying "look, look, look!!!"

I'm dying laughing here. Keep up the bad work I need the giggles!

I'd not respond, doubt I would ever respond to her again, there are more out there. Download (did you say three times?SmileWavy), forget (processing right now), move on (you need to line up the next hottie)!

Vicariously living,

Joe Bob's water supply:

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maybe she just wanted JB to pay for dry cleaning services

Speaking of that...Monica Lewinsky turnd 45 recently. Dayum, we're getting old.

38, but still.

JB, never stop.

Guys, this is better than the soaps... well, until ungo9291/2 opens his pie hole that is!

Joe Bob, I was going to caution you on your choice in women in your "sleep over" thread.

However after much consideration I decided to withhold comment...

Why ruin the fun... I knew more interesting post would be on the way.

And you young guys giving us old ba$terds a hard time... you do realize... one day you will be us!

Dry cleaning, hair, carpet, walls, ceiling.
It gets expensive.

But then you'll have to charge her the medical rate: Health Benefits of Semen - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com
"A study at the State University of New York at Albany says there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates"

I'll be damned...you are correct, sir.