Oh crap...another date...and a text...
 

I'm gonna send you a bill for services, you Fucher.....you suck

BTW....she's a redhead.....the text came in at 2am and woke my ass up, I was .....whatever....dead to the world.....pissed me off.

How would you respond?

Personally I have ignored it....but what the hell...comments from the peanut gallery.....

what does she expect? I mean really? Don't try to change the man!

Ah....BTW....this was after the 3rd.....encounter......

Never promised her a rose garden, paid for everything, she had a good time'....never left her in east jesus w/o cab fare....but I did give her Sniper's phone number....

hmmm, I see a glass of whiskey thrown in face.... I like redheads, just judging from past experience. LOL before I got.... lucky enough to pick RIGHT one

Kill her.

Be better in bed next time?

A little background would put things in perspective. What happened prior to that text?

I'd say he didnt screw her right...

he said .... 3rd encounter?

Maybe she was thinking the 3rd time would do the trick?

Or possibly a departure from reality... (cue Twilight Zone music)... involving a simple misunderstanding, a pickled pickle, an unrequited deep-seated need, an undiagnosed psychosis, and an unsecured loaded weapon.

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I like this woman. But like the others have said we need more info before answering your question.




Mmmmmmmmm redheads

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/656840-crazy-women.html

Are we just going in circles here?

pics would help.

After that we shall assess the situation and tell you exactly how to respond, we expect you to follow instructions to the letter and document accordingly.

define "services'.

This place is way better than TV.

I don't trust adults who text... period...

Sounds like she gave you a hummer when you dropped her off at home........

If she's thinking about billing for services, that makes her a whore.

But still, it all boils down to one thing: how much crazy are you willing to put up with?

If you want crazy screwed up trouble that can ruin your life, get a bar fly.
If you want something a little more manageable, get a church girl.
Just as hot, just as horny, but crazy in a more manageable and safer way.

"How would you respond?"

Don't respond via txt. Call her and see if she answers. Make sure she can see it's you calling... If she doesn't answer (most likely) then just move on. Don't leave a message.
If she does answer. Ask her what's wrong and then just shut up and listen.

It's a shame things worked out this way. You were so excited about the whole thing.

Respond:
"at least one of us does, how much?"

I feel like I missed an episode.
Now I have to find that other thread and see what led up to this.

She was online with all of this....I find it funny that she objects later....we went into the restaurant.....she asked for the 'slut table'.....she flirted shamelessly with the waiter and when he was about to bite, she stated we were gonna go out to the cab and do it.....redheads....kill me now...

C'mon.....I was just trying to get laid......I'm 54 and Tweezers won't call me.....

No kidding... At least post a link to the prequel!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/660424-uncle-joe-bob-has-sleep-over.html

Well there was the blonde last week....then this redhead walked by and WTF I'm on a roll.....JB's winky hasn't fallen off yet.....

Call her explain that you dropped your phone in water and tried to dry it out for a few days but it still wouldn't work so you bought a new one only then did you see all the texts etc. Then hit it once more and never speak to her again maybe then she'll get the message lol

I don't get it. She's pissed because you blew her off after the third date?

Nobody gets it, Cliffie. That's the point...

What's not to understand? Deep down she liked our little Joe Bob and wanted this to go somewhere no matter what the arrangement upfront.

I don't get it.
It was your third date, you went out for dinner, you did it in the cab, you dropped her off and went home.

Maybe she wanted you to stay the night with her, maybe she thinks you treated her like a hooker. That's what the message was about.
Beats me?

I wouldn't.

WE have no background info. Doesn't make sense.

sounds like she's just gotten to know mike a little better. third date, three posts, you know how MZ can rub against the grain.....

I'm a taste that takes awhile to mature.....like a good wine.

I hooked with a few GF from High School, via facebook......had a blast. But.....hadda move on.

I like to play, fuch with the flatlanders....we went down Beach and PCH...slowly nothing more fun than a tramp in a cab.... She was driving....I did the Papal wave.....we were greeted like monarchs.

Wasn't enuff....I be done with redheads......

I need a screwball like me.....

A tramp in a cab?

I can't seem to find a reason why any woman wouldn't want a 54 year old boy...and so respectful to boot.

HUGO930

What part of stay out my threads is unclear to your inbred brain?

Please go FUCH yerself. What attracts you to me....?

Don't take this as casting a stone...more of an observation. But, with a maturity level that spawns such brilliant epithets as 'bite me, sid' for your signature, are you really surprised you managed to piss a woman off?

On top of the class act that you are, you have anger issues.

You're single at 54?

OMG, The injustice!!!

BTW, this is a public forum.

I may not have a 'sense of humor', but I obviously have a firmer grasp on the concept of decorum...

Wait, so . . . .

You met up with this lady and she said she was cool with a casual "no strings" hookup?

But it turns out she was lying and not really ok with a casual "no strings" hookup?


Alert the media!!!!

Ummm, ahhhh, yeah.....we should kill this thread.

I'm gonna go troll the slopes....