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Spankings used to be a punishment
Now they are a really great treat.
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Your monkey?
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1966 - 912 - SOLD
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this thread is useless without pictures
do you like to tie good knots? would you like to learn a couple?
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i was too tired to be pretty last night! |
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03-26-2012, 10:49 AM
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I must say I agree.... Whole heartedly....
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MMMMM..The smell of leather and that snapping sound when it hits bare flesh...it is the exhilarating rush of great entertainment.
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03-26-2012, 11:30 AM
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'Such are promises - All lies and jest - Still a man hears what he wants to hear - And disregards the rest. Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie' Paul Simon '87 Black Targa "Welpe" • '93 Cadillac Allante "Amante" • Various other boring cars |
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awww yeah! It's quite a dilema though as the whip is a little loud and might wake up her mom
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Naghty, naughty Zoot.
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Are you a red or black ball sort of guy?
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03-26-2012, 12:35 PM
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DINGO (very dramatically): No! Oh, no! Bad ... bad Zoot.
GALAHAD: Er, why? DINGO: She has been lying again ... she told us you had promised to stay for ever! GALAHAD: Oh! GALAHAD: Oh ... will you excuse me? DINGO: Where are you going? GALAHAD: I have seen the Grail! I have seen it - here in this castle! DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad ... bad Zoot! GALAHAD: What is it? DINGO: Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot! She has been setting fire to our beacon, which I have just remembered - is grail-shaped ... It is not the first time we've had this problem. GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail? DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me. AMAZING: And spank me! STUNNER: And me. LOVELY: And me. DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight. DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD: Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex. GALAHAD: Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer. At this moment there is a commotion behind and SIR LAUNCELOT and CONCORD, possibly plus GAWAIN, burst into the bathing area with swords drawn and form themselves round SIR GALAHAD threatening the GIRLS. LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad! GALAHAD: Oh ... hello ... LAUNCELOT: Quick! GALAHAD: Why? LAUNCELOT: You are in great peril. DINGO: No he isn't LAUNCELOT: Silence! Foul temptress! GALAHAD: Well, she's got a point. LAUNCELOT: We'll cover your escape! GALAHAD: Look - I'm fine! GIRLS: Sir Galahad! He threatens DINGO. GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed! GIRLS: Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed! LAUNCELOT: Come Sir Galahad, quickly! GALAHAD: No, really, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily! DINGO: Yes, let him handle us easily. LAUNCELOT: No sir. Quick! He starts pulling GALAHAD away. GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred. GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. DINGO: Oh ****! By now LAUNCELOT and CONCORDE have hustled GALAHAD out of the bathing area and are running through the outside door. LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. GALAHAD (dragging his feet somewhat): I don't think I was. LAUNCELOT: You were, Sir Galahad, You were in terrible peril. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril? LAUNCELOT: It's too perilous. They are right outside the castle by now. GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as I can. LAUNCELOT: No, no, we must find the Grail. The thunderstorm is over. A bunch (sic) of PAGES are tethered to a tree with more MEN waiting. Their tethers are untied and the PAGES start banging away with their coconuts. GALAHAD is swept along with them as they ride off. GALAHAD: Oh, let me go and have a bit of peril? LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy. GALAHAD: ... I Bet you're gay. LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.
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'Such are promises - All lies and jest - Still a man hears what he wants to hear - And disregards the rest. Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie' Paul Simon '87 Black Targa "Welpe" • '93 Cadillac Allante "Amante" • Various other boring cars |
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03-26-2012, 12:42 PM
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An old Nat Lamp cover comes to mind......
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Believe that Sniper needs to be asked about this. He is "The Master" from what I hear!
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Sniper? WTF?
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I'm not going to spank you, slackjaw. Doesn't matter how much you beg me.
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1982 Porsche 911SC Coupe 3.2
1986 Porsche 944 2.5l
Welpe
Amante
