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lane912 03-27-2012 04:51 PM

doctors, what does the sugar do????
 
so-
wife asks me a medical question that was going around work today-
nurse asked what to do for a rectal prolapse? Doctor instructed the nurse to pour sugar on it and push it in. I understand pushing it back in, I don't know what the sugar was for?

Tobra 03-27-2012 05:23 PM

New one on me, I would guess that the sugar would function like sand to keep your tires from slipping, so the rectum would slide on fingers so much.

I see stuff like this, and just shake my head when people ask me how I could be a foot doctor. Every time they take their shoe off at a party, I say to myself, "Thank goodness I am not a proctologist of gynecologist."

911pcars 03-27-2012 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 6651008)
so-
wife asks me a medical question that was going around work today-
nurse asked what to do for a rectal prolapse? Doctor instructed the nurse to pour sugar on it and push it in. I understand pushing it back in, I don't know what the sugar was for?

I'll skip the Howard Johnson's prologue, but according to Wiki:
"Prolapse literally means "to fall out of place‚" from the Latin prolabi meaning "to fall out." In medicine, prolapse is a condition where organs, such as the uterus, fall down or slip out of place. It is used for organs protruding through the vagina or the rectum or for the misalignment of the valves of the heart. A spinal disc herniation is also sometimes called "disc prolapse."

As for the application of sugar ........ ??? I'm trying to visualize positioning the body.

Sherwood

davidbir 03-27-2012 05:47 PM

One lump or two!...

john70t 03-27-2012 05:48 PM

(warning: gross)
Like it or not, half the inside of the human torso is designed mostly around moving material through 30 feet of tubing which is mostly contained inside a bag called the peritoneum.

When we males are developing in the womb, the scrotal sack developes similar to the ovaries, but descend later through a couple slits in the peritoneum which don't fully close.
Too much pressure inside, and that tube is forced outside the bag.
That's why big, tough 300lb weightlifters get hernias. Out through the anus or peritoneum.
Eat your fiber kids. They weren't kidding.

porsche4life 03-27-2012 06:05 PM

Well did she do it?

widebody911 03-27-2012 06:12 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1332900676.jpg

Aurel 03-27-2012 06:21 PM

Seems like a legit treatment:

Sugar in the reduction of incarcerated prol... [Dis Colon Rectum. 1991] - PubMed - NCBI

stomachmonkey 03-27-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 6651229)

Ok so it works but how did someone figure that out?

john70t 03-27-2012 06:33 PM

Someone grabbed the wrong bowl?

pete3799 03-27-2012 06:57 PM

Makes it smell sweeter

RWebb 03-27-2012 07:06 PM

this is just a way to make brown sugar

SeanPizzle 03-27-2012 07:51 PM

How does fiber help?

Zeke 03-28-2012 07:12 AM

It doesn't. I've had 2 inguinal hernias and I was in really good shape. I just "busted a gut."

Laneco 03-28-2012 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 6651288)
this is just a way to make brown sugar

GAHHH (snork-coffee-keyboard) BWHAHAAA!!!

Gross but really funny Randy!

angela

Nathans_Dad 03-28-2012 07:30 AM

Fiber will help with the straining which can cause or worsen hernias but won't fix a hernia that is already there.

Is this what Def Leppard meant?

Pour Some Sugar on Me!!

Drdogface 03-28-2012 07:34 AM

Warning: TMI for some :eek:

Commonly used in cattle that prolapse a rectum from straining. The sugar absorbs water and pulls water out of the tissue to reduce the swelling so it can be pushed back in. Then some suture patter in placed to keep it from recurring. Same can happen in humans from straining too hard. Can happen to vagina as well...

Now you are free to go finish your breakfast :D

9dreizig 03-28-2012 07:40 AM

So once again,, we get the best sound medical advice from a veterinarian!!!
Thanks Mark!!!
Btw Mark, my dog wants her medical M card,, can you issue one for her ;-)

flatbutt 03-28-2012 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drdogface (Post 6652197)
Warning: TMI for some :eek:

Commonly used in cattle that prolapse a rectum from straining. The sugar absorbs water and pulls water out of the tissue to reduce the swelling so it can be pushed back in. Then some suture patter in placed to keep it from recurring. Same can happen in humans from straining too hard. Can happen to vagina as well...

Now you are free to go finish your breakfast :D

So Randy was correct...brown sugar. ew ew ew

Drdogface 03-28-2012 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 6652207)
So once again,, we get the best sound medical advice from a veterinarian!!!
Thanks Mark!!!
Btw Mark, my dog wants her medical M card,, can you issue one for her ;-)

And you are surprised ?....why.... Nah...just kidding. Lotta things are the same in human medicine... M card...? I'll get back to you on that. Just FYI, though, when I worked emergency some pot heads would come in with a totally stoned dog sayin' it got into their stash. LOL... "give him a bowl of dog treats and let him sleep it off"....:D


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