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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Norcalwood
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I am OK not bringing Chit Home.....ha ha!
But I do enjoy more taking a crap at Home, reading something, etc.... Benny
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Wooden box.... Two doors on each end, open hole in the ground. Two people can sit back to back..
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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As hard as I try not using a public toilet having Crohn's Disease is one of those things that has a mind of it's own. You learn to notice where the toilets are every where you go.
Do I want to....NO, but when I have to.....HELL YES! I do practice using TP as an ass shield and never use my hands to touch anything directly, always use a paper barrier and then use hand sanitizer. Having a lowered immunity teaches you to be as careful as you can. Thankfully I am in remission with the help of Humira.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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Don't forget how the Romans viewed this subject. They saw it as a time to BS with one's pals......sponge on a stick included!
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I have a friend that, while fishing, had the urge. He squatted over a Yellow Jacket nest early one morning. There were only a few gate guards on duty that cool morning. He didn't get away unscathed but his was a VERY vulnerable position. I now pay more attention for that (when I have time). Back on Humira, BTW. I'll deal with the side effects. They are not any where near as bad as a blockage.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: bottom left corner of the world
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When I was a little boy I never used public restrooms and thought I could make it back home. I didn't quite make it.
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I worked in the field out of a car for years. Here's my tip. HOTELS. Your nice chains always have a nice clean restroom somewhere off the lobby. Just walk in, walk past the front desk like you know what you are doing. Take care of business and get out.
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oh! that is too public for me..my system would go into lockdown. i dont have any friend that are that good of friends. having said that..my best "work" without exception has been accomplished outdoors. i am not so convinced man is supposed to "go" sitting down.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: CA
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I know what you are talking about, but forcing to the "leave their stuff at home" first would help a bit
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
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Anyone whos worked on a construction site, well you know.......
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Not my job site. If they had to go in that thing, I will end up with the clean up. I may need a nice bucket one day and find a nice gift upon opening the tightly shut lid. Time for them to take a drive and a coffee bread down at Micky D.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freedomville
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That bucket is missing the black plastic bag!
Having been in outside sales for years the Hotel stops are spot on... Gas stations? Not in a suit unless you want to clean the floor in front of the toilet with your nice slacks! |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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Something I learned from a girl friend... just about every supermarket has bathrooms.
Same with hospitals.
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Ive been to some toilets that were best forgotten, India, Cambdia, Egypt to name some of the ones that are etched in my brain, and as replusive as they were I could still do the business. But Airline toilets totally freak me out. I fly a lot for work, and I always break long flights so I do not have to go in there.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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One of my "fondess" memories was when I was a kid in Italy. We went to Italy in 1964 to visit me grandparents. My dad planned a tour via train with he as the guide.
The day of the evening departure via train to Venice my grandfather and I went to one of his farms where there was a well. Get where this is going? Anyway. I told my grandfather that I was thirsty and wanted to drink from the well. This turned out not to be a good idea. My grandfather did not want to disappoint drew some water (stagnat) and of course, I drank. The dysentery commenced later that evening on the train headed north. We stopped in Naples and I explained to me parents that things were not good and I needed to find a bathroom NOW! My dad dragged me into a bar to use the restroom. What restroom?? A hole in the floor with two handles on the walls did not qualify as a restroom, even in my young 9 year old mind. And that was how I learned that you go where and when you have to. Period.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Wantagh, NY
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This place is really going down the schitter this week.
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